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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lozza821
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August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC

You know who's perfect?
Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

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chillbunny
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August 25, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Princess Peach Kidnapped again )':
Just Now · Comment · Like
Bowser Senior likes this
Mario Super
WTF? SERIOUSLY!?
Just now · Like
nmf

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breanee
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August 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC

PlotTwist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of LWWY
Even more PlotTwist: Niall sings the first verse of LWWY
Even More of a PlotTwist on a PlotTwist: Harry and Liam have no solos.
MORE of a PlotTwist:Paul begins the song by rapping.
PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: LWWY is all just instrumental.
PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwists: This is all a dream.LWWY isn't a single, isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is a dream and you're really a hamster.
PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwist of PlotTwists: You're Louis Tomlinson.

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derek_is_cool
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August 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Me and my mom watching some random movie on TV
mom: Derek, hunny, I need to tell you something important
me: what
mom: I am in love
me: well, I should hope so, you've been married for 20 years
mom: no, Derek. I'm in love with someone else
me: Oh God
mom: WITH FOOD!
me: Mom, you're so stupid
mom: om nom nom *eats popcorn*
me: mom, you sound like 95% of the Witty population
mom: really? do you think I should go on there?
me: MOM NO
mom: DONT KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY FOOD-LOVING SISTERS!
me: mom....please stop
mom: I'm not gonna let the haters keep me down!
me: I hate my life
mom: *throws handful of popcorn at my face*

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 24, 2012 8:42pm UTC

"why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back"
me: why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway.

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LarryStylison
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August 25, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Tom f***in Daley
fav it you think hes hot

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LarryStylison
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August 10, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Liam and Harry Twitcam
Liam: Harry says YES!
Harry: Wait! What was the question??
Liam: You are now married to her
Harry: oh ok

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LarryStylison
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August 21, 2012 10:46am UTC

Knowing exactly how old a one
direction interview is
By Liams's Hairstyle.

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LarryStylison
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August 21, 2012 10:49am UTC

2 bananas for a pound
3 bananas for a euro

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LarryStylison
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August 5, 2012 1:55pm UTC

My Aunt: If you could invite anyone to thanksgiving dinner, who would you invite?
Me: Louis Tomlinson
My Aunt:: Who's that?
Me: *gets up and leaves and never comes back*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LarryStylison
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August 1, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Liam: What is Wizards of Waverly Place? You need to sum it up for me cause I've never seen it.
Niall: They're Wizards.
Zayn: They're like teenage kids that are wizards and they live on waverly place.
Niall: They own a sandwhich shop.
Louis: Like Subway?
Zayn: Ya, it's kinda like Subway, but they are Wizards.
Harry: Do they make magic sandwiches?

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LarryStylison
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June 28, 2012 2:40pm UTC

fav if you would do anything
to meet one direction. ♥

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never_forget
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June 22, 2012 8:17pm UTC

"1...2...3... SMILE!"...
"Did you take it yet?"
"Damn, it's on video!"

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sama_sky
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June 22, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Me when there's no internet: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Internet comes back: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

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DreamOutLoud127
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June 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #1
run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

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MarcusButlerTV
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June 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Things our parents do:
Mum: Dinner's ready!
Me: *runs downstaires*
Me: Where's dinner?
Mum: oh it'll be another ten minutes
Me: F*ck you b*tch
Mum: all you do is sit on your computer
Me: no mum, i actually dont sit on my computer
Dad im not made of money
Me: obviously your not made of money dad.. I CAN SEE THAT!
Mum: why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?
Me: Well i can just open window?
(MarcusbutlerTV)

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Danceee4lifeex3
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June 22, 2012 11:41am UTC

CUTE STORY. ♥
My dad is a teacher. Today he picked me up from school with a 15 year old boy in the car. The boys name is Zack, and he needed a ride home. For 45 minutes I sat in the car with this boy and we talked, laughed, and I had a good time with him. Once he got out of the car my dad told me that he had autism. I had no idea, I only thought he was a little weird, and I just accepted him. My dad told me tha...t I probably made his day by talking to him and laughing with him because he doesn't have many friends. The funny thing is, that boy was the nicest person I've talked to all day today and i rather talk to him again for a hour than a "normal" boy. Sometimes, just sometimes, the "problem" children are the ones who shine the brightest.

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LarryStylison
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June 22, 2012 9:20am UTC

Louis Tomlinson,
is only following one person on Instagram...
Eleanor Calder
[♥]

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