MarcusButlerTV

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Jalfie is perfect

This account is made by two girls named amy and Jillian, or you may know them as Best Friends or amy bear & Jill bear, or by there witty nmes McFly & OneDirection, yeah so anyways me and Jillian made this account because we both love Marcus, alfie, sam, caspar, zoella, janoskians, harries twins

Jillian Amy

MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:15am UTC

Make your own youtubers sentence
Day of birthday
1. i kissed
2. i licked
3. i hugged
4. i poked
5. i wrote a song with
6. i shot
7. i dressed up
8. i went shopping with
9. i fed
10. i had a shower with
11. i went to the movies with
12. i got drunk with
13. i went to a party with
14. i bought a house with
15. i live with
16. i kidnapped
17. i slapped
18. i screamed at
19. i stalked
20. i slept with
21. i drooled over
22. i punched
23. i ran naked with
24. i got married to
25. i had babies with
26. i laughed at
27. i tripped up
28. i killed
29. i danced with
30. i bought flowers for
31. i kicked
Month of birthday
January - February: Jack Harries
March - april: Finn harries
May - June: Marcus butler
July - August: Alfie Deyes
September - October: Sam pepper
November - December: Caspar lee
Colour of T-Shirt
White - because i was high
Orange - because YOLO
Blue - and i will do it again
Pink - because i felt like it
Purple - and then he fell in love with me
Yellow - because my mum told me to do it
Gray - and then i sang a song for him
Red - and he kissed me
Others - and he punched me
format credit to OneDirection/Comment or fav for more

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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 4:11pm UTC

*talking to a friend*
friend: OMG! i got a job, if you want one i can get you one?
me: no thanks, i already have one
friend: doing what?
me: oh my mum pays me to stay out of the house
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: i'm working right now
(Quote by MarcusbutlerTV do not steal)

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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:52pm UTC

apart from feeling suicidle
i'm fine

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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Stuff people do on facebook:
- attention seeking
i don't understand why someone would upload a picture
on facebook and caption it something like
"oh i look so ugly" or "looking so fat in the picture".
firstly if you think you look ugly or fat,
why the hell would you even upload the photo?
stop being such a attention seeker by wanting people to say
"oh no babe you look stunning"
- People constantly updating their status. For
example: "im eating chocolate."
WE DON'T CARE IF
YOUR EATING CHOCOLATE.
- The way people type
some people don't how to type,
they think its better or "cooler"
to type in short hand
"Omg"
"Bbz"
"4ever"
"Lyk"
its more complitctated to read
If you can think of anything else, feel free to leave a comment.
(MarcusButlerTV)

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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 1:51pm UTC

stuff chavs do
- playing music of their phone out loud
- Chavs will just stare at you until you make one little eye contact
- have their trousers too low
- spit anywhere
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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Things our parents do:
Mum: Dinner's ready!
Me: *runs downstaires*
Me: Where's dinner?
Mum: oh it'll be another ten minutes
Me: F*ck you b*tch
Mum: all you do is sit on your computer
Me: no mum, i actually dont sit on my computer
Dad im not made of money
Me: obviously your not made of money dad.. I CAN SEE THAT!
Mum: why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?
Me: Well i can just open window?
(MarcusbutlerTV)

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MarcusButlerTV
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 7:37pm UTC

The road to
success is always
under c onstruction

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