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derek_is_cool

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Member Since: 16 Jan 2012 02:55pm

Last Seen: 16 Jan 2013 11:15pm

Location: The Bramuda Triangle

Gender: M

user id: 264381

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Hey, I'm Derek, and I'm 17
Yes, that's really me. 
If you want proof, I'll post more pictures. 
I play guitar, but not in a band or anything
I play soccer, baseball, and wrestle. 
Now, if you'd kindly gimme a nice fist-bump...

  1. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    A church in Newton is picketing the little kids' funerals, because
    they beleive the shooting was God's punishment on Connecticut
    for legalixing gay marriage.
    Some people need a slap in the face with a shovel.

  2. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    If you pray,
    please keep those 27 people in Connecticut and their families in your prayers.
    God be with them all.

  3. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Today is National Sound Check Day.
    1 2. 1 2. 1 2.

  4. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Good Girls Swallow
    (fight eating disorders)

  6. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    My biggest problem in life
    is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it

  7. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I don't care if my cat is 837 years old,
    she will still be my kitten

  8. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I'm waiting for all these huricane jokes to blow over

  9. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    sometimes I wonder if I just stopped going to school how people would react

  10. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Not all guys are comfortable in their own skin either, girls

  11. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Logged on: 71 notifications
    me: YES I'M GONNA HAVE A TOP QUOTE!
    Notifications: lol nope sorry bro it was just one person stalking you

  12. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    ok, so my friends told me I'm weird because no one like Raisin Bran but I LOVE IT
    so fave if you like Raisin Bran!
    I'm not weird.....right?

  13. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    I swear too much for this website

  14. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    me: BEEN THIS WAY SINCE 18, BUT LATELY
    Mom: Derek, you're only 17
    me: DID I ASK FOR YOUR BACK SASS?
    Mom: Oh God, what have I done to you?

  15. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    me: *singing Ed Sheeran*
    Liam: stop, you're a terrible singer
    me: you're a terrible....person
    Liam: ohhhh good one
    me: shut up, I'm not good with confrontation
    Liam: says the kid playing video games and killing people
    me: YEAH BUT THEYRE NOT REAL
    Liam: maybe they have virtual families. Look at what you're doing
    me: I will cut you
    Liam: I will draw a mustache on your face while you're asleep
    me: get out of my house
    Liam: this is my house
    me:......f*ck
    Liam: you fail, bro. You just fail.

  16. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    And float down, like autumn leaves
    And hush, now, close your eyes before the sleep.
    You're miles away,
    And yesterday,
    You were here
    With me

  17. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Another day,
    another life
    passes by just like mine
    it's not complicated

  18. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    That horrifying moment
    when youre singing a song and then your cousin tells you it's Justin Beiber
    brb, drinking bleach

  19. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin....

  20. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:53pm UTC
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