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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 10:14pm UTC

"This little piggy went to the market." Oh my gosh. He didn't go to buy food.
He went as food. The little piggy went as food.

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Witty_Guy_Here_
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:45am UTC

I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
"Slept in," I shrugged.
"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
"You're looking lovely today." I replied.

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Bananananas
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:10am UTC

Violently shaking the car door handle
until your mom comes and unlocks the door

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:45pm UTC

signs he likes you
(3 of 10)
People who make their
living studying human
behavior have noticed
something rather
interesting – men tend to
raise their eyebrows
whenever they see something
(or, in this case, somebody) they like.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:38pm UTC

signs he likes you
(2 of 10)
He Wants to Talk to You.
even a pretty shy person will
try to get close to you
(either in person or through words)
if he likes you. Bonus points if he
calls you up out of the blue,
just to talk. On the flip side, if your
crush never seems to
initiate conversations or
return your calls and texts,
then it's probably a lost cause.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:35pm UTC

signs he likes you
(1 of 10)
He Brags About Himself to You.
If he always seems to be telling you
stories that demonstrate how
awesome he is, he's trying to
prove himself to be
worthy of you. It's sort of like the
human equivalent of peacocks
showing off their feathers.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:40pm UTC

signs he likes you
(3 of 10)
You Catch Him Looking at You.
Of course, this doesn't
count if you've been staring at
him for the past hour,
hoping to get his attention, and
he catches you in the act. It
only counts if you glance
over at him and caught him in mid-stare.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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spence*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:59am UTC

three horrible facts:
1. today is not friday
2. tomorrow is not friday
3. even the day after tomorrow is not friday

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

For all of you who think bad
doesn't come from the
need to be "Perfect"
Lucifer was once an angel.
MQ

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MissAnna
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:33pm UTC

HE FOUND WHAT HE
|||||||||||||||| WAS LOOKING FOR & I KNEW IT WASN'T ME.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Did you know.
The University of Victoria offers a course in the science of Batman.

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:49pm UTC

“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”

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Katherine *
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:10am UTC

Friend: Heyy:)
Me: Hey
Friend: So you fell in the gym today.. HAHAHA
Me: No no no :). The floor just needed a hug.
Friend: Ok so that's why you were crying?
Me: It was a very emotional time.

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