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Bananananas

1. Bananananas
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   May 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC
   That awkward moment when someone tells you your zipper Is open >.<
   
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2. Bananananas
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   May 22, 2013 12:57pm UTC
   Math. The only place where people can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why O_O
   
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3. Bananananas
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   May 20, 2013 3:24pm UTC
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4. Bananananas
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   May 20, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   I've always wanted to say 'Im _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!'
   
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5. Bananananas
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   May 20, 2013 3:14pm UTC
   Me: I had a dream about you last night!
   Friend: Awww...Really?
   Me: Yeah, you died
   Friend: -.-
   
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6. Bananananas
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   March 28, 2013 12:40pm UTC
   She is broken because
   she believed
   
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7. Bananananas
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   March 28, 2013 12:37pm UTC
   I wonder...
   How many strangers have taken a picture with me in the background
   
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8. Bananananas
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   March 28, 2013 12:35pm UTC
   Sad song plays on
   The radio in da car,
   Look out the window
   And pretend your
   In a music video
   xD
   
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9. Bananananas
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   March 28, 2013 12:32pm UTC
   I'm only me
   That's all I can be
   No more
   No less
   Dont second guess
   I love
   I live
   I laugh
   I cry
   And sometimes wish that I could die,
   Somedays I'm funny
   Others I'm not
   Sometimes I'm in overdrive,and I can't stop
   You may not like me
   But that's ok
   Because this is me
   And that's how I'll stay
   
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10. Bananananas
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    March 18, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Disney has taught me so many things,
    Just keep swimming~Finding Nemo
    Hakuna Matata~Lion King
    Reach for the sky~Toy Story
    Even miracles take a little time~Cinderella
    They say if you dream about something more than once,
    Its sure to come true~Alice in Wonderland
    If you live to be 100 I want to live to 100 minus a day,
    So I will have been with you all my life~Winnie the pooh
    All it takes is faith and trust~Peter pan
    Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten~Lilo and stitch
    
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11. Bananananas
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    March 18, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Live simply
    Dream big
    Be grateful
    Give love
    Laugh lots
    
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12. Bananananas
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    March 15, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Perfection has a name,
    Its Niall btich
    
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13. Bananananas
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    March 15, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    That smile across my face is caused by you <3
    
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14. Bananananas
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    March 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    One small positive thought in the
    morning can change your whole day.
    
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15. Bananananas
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    March 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC
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16. Bananananas
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    March 8, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    *Me meeting 1D*
    Niall: Hey what can I sign for you?
    Me: Ohh just this piece of paper.
    Niall:Ok*Signs*
    Me: Thanks
    Niall: Wait was that an adoption paper?
    Me: NO BYE
    
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17. Bananananas
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    March 8, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    You said 'I love you'
    I said it too.
    The only difference is I didn't lie to you.
    
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18. Bananananas
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    March 8, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    You don't have to see the whole staircase just to take the FIRST step
    
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19. Bananananas
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    March 8, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Wish you could go back,
    And tell yourself what you know now
    
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20. Bananananas
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    March 8, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Me: Hey look that man just broke in that house!
    Friend:Quick what should we do!?!?!
    Me:Call the police!!!
    Friend:Okk! Quick what's the number for 911?
    
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