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soccerdogg25
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Seriously do this it is so funny
1. Go to gizoogle.net
2.type in wittyprofiles.com
3. click on the first result
4. Read through witty
5. Thank me later

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xNeonx
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 7:17pm UTC

OMG,
Even stevens the musical episode is going to be on Disney channel at midnight today.
Disney will be having a throwback thursday only on Wednesdays!

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC

I hate how Monday is so far from Friday
but Friday is so close to Monday.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 5:34pm UTC

What I've always wanted to do:
Me: Hi, I'm Charlie from the Charlie is Awesome show. And you're watching Disney Channel!
Me: *draws disney logo in the corner of your tv*

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2157
Yelling at your mom
when she puts down your
window in the car because
your hair blows all over.
tumblr

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xNeonx
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC

That Awkward Moment,
When you listen to your old favorite songs back in Elementary & Middle school and after reading the lyrics, you realize the song was not meant for kids.
nmf

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:23pm UTC

I hate it when people stare at me.
Person: *staring at me with a blank expression*
me:
Why are you staring at me.
Stop staring at me.
Do i got something on my face?
You make me feel uncomfortable.
Do i look like a celebrity? NO
Just take a picture, It'll last longer
Person: *breaks eye contact*
Me: Thank goodness
True story.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:19pm UTC

when you’re dancing with your hunny
and your nose gets kinda runny
and you think it’s kinda funny
well it snot
- my dad's original
composition
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody..
The only show with a smart blonde and a dumb
asian.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I love
The way we all hide our Witty accounts like they're some super important confidential experiment

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 3:59pm UTC

When,
You're watching a old music video of a famous person and you compare how they looked or their music from then and today.
Ohmygosh so much has changed.

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I'm pretty sure everyone had this moment,
When the teachers butt is in your face while helping another person and you're just like:
"GET. YOUR. BUTT. OUT. MY. FACE."
when actually your like:
o.O O.o O.O
Sitting there feeling extremely uncomfortable.

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 10:23pm UTC

It's so weird seeing teachers outside of school.
But when you see them at the grocery store..That's awkward.
-_-

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 10:27pm UTC

Hey now hey now...
this is what dreeeaaaammss are made of!

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xNeonx
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:31pm UTC

That one person in your class,
That asks off-topic questions like,
"Is a cucumber a fruit or vegetable?" or
"can you cry underwater?"

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xNeonx
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

My thoughts During school:
Coughcough i'm sick.
Urgh hate this school.
Stop looking at me
Why are people hugging, You guys talked yesterday.
Don't look at me
I hate having Gym first period.
4 more months till i'm finished with gym in highschool.
sooo bored.
boredboredbored
why do we keep on playing basketball?
finally class is over. Thank goodness first period is an 1 hour and 10 mins.
don't look at me
WHY ARE U STOPPING IN THE HALLWAYS.
lallalalala i knew you were trouble when you walked in...
excuse u
hey
why are you making me talk. I have something in my throat.
hate presentations. with a PASSION.
Please nobody bring up the test today.
I don't get how people dont do their work but then complain about not getting a good grade.
please. just please, don't look at me.
This teacher just keeps on talking about her life. its been 48 mins already.
Stop asking why i'm quiet.
My math class has 4 topics every week: Justin bieber, Gossip, School, Movies.
No wonder why we never finish our work.
I wanna go home.
You make me feel uncomfortable.
This is why Italian is my fav class. Because u always play this song from the lizzie mcguire movie!
I'm hungry
Did this quote because these quotes are interesting lol

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