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If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:

Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne! 
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro. 
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.
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If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them: Taylor

586 faves · 68 comments · Feb 22, 2013 8:22pm

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florals* · 9 years ago
and you're all like "and I'm Harreh" idk why but that made my night haha
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
ok i have to addmit that funny but i also lov taylor too, her songs are good to me
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dani64 · 1 decade ago
She never dated Lucas Till, Zac Efron, Eddie Redmayne, or Cory Montieth
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
I can't reply to quotes, which is insanely frustrating, but to the people telling me to "chill" on my comment down there and laughing at me? I wasn't making a big deal out of anything. I was simply making a statement. I am aware this was made as a joke, but the facts in it are untrue and you shouldn't give people false info. She didn't date all of those people, she's only dated 7 in the past 6 years. That's called a statement. Stop saying rude things. It's very immature and uncalled for. thank you.
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moo · 1 decade ago
if you did this to a friend, it would be considered bullying. "It's just a joke" is what bullies say
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
She's not my friend, so it works out okay. ;)
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moo · 1 decade ago
if you said this stuff to someone who went to your school, but you weren't friends with them by your logic, it doesn't count as bullying
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
...but she still doesn't go to her school or even knows her
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moo · 1 decade ago
If i started saying about you, would it be considered bullying because i dont know you?
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
since i'm not over-sensitive, i wouldn't consider it bullying
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itscomplicated9898 · 1 decade ago
i LOOOOOVE taylor swift, but people need to chill out. this was meant to be a joke so stop taking it so seriously it's funny.
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Thank you. :)
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RainbowUnicorns33 · 1 decade ago
look at all these butthurt people. lmfaoo this is so true. people wouldnt think of her like this if she didnt write 50000 songs about it. lmao wh/re. I love this quote! thank you for making my day! (:
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha,xD You're very welcome! thanks for the fave! :D
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RainbowUnicorns33 · 1 decade ago
Welcome!
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOUR QUOTES!
Follow me?
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Thank you! And absolutely! :D
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
Thanks!
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
lol Oh my God, this quote is just ... perfection
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Thank you, thank you. :)
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PenutButr · 1 decade ago
She actually never went out with zac.people just assumed they did
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
what difference does it make?
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Itsmeagaingorgeous · 1 decade ago
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Itsmeagaingorgeous · 1 decade ago
i laughed hard. :)
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
I love this. Haha
Why is everyone offended?
Taylor really did date all of them xD
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Let them go. The more they comment how offensive this is and how "wrong" my facts are, the more popular the quote is. ;b
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abbfab99 · 1 decade ago
Taylor didn't date all them.....weird.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Even if it's a joke, it's kinda mean to always portray her like that...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
What because Taylor is gonna see it?
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahah, Elliegeorgia98, you're cracking me up! xD And also, she portrays herself that way! She's the one making songs about every boyfriend she's ever had! If she doesn't want to be thought of as having had a lot of boyfriends, she would quit making songs about every single one of them.
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ForcingCourage* · 1 decade ago
shaming much?
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iLoveTheArts · 1 decade ago
but taylor wouldnt nod and smiile because she never dated lucas cory zac and eddie (who the f is eddie anyway)
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
If you've seen Les Miserables, Eddie Redmayne plays Marius. He's an incredible actor.
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_Kimi_ · 1 decade ago
This Quote = Made my day
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Yay:D
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^_^* · 1 decade ago
haha sick quote (: also she said so herself it was a joke so stop moaning about it
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU.
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^_^* · 1 decade ago
Np (:
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abbfab99 · 1 decade ago
She didn't date Zac Efron or Eddie Redmayne. Please, if you're going to post quote about her get your facts straight.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Omg there's always a butthurt.
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abbfab99 · 1 decade ago
What's a butthurt?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
You.
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abbfab99 · 1 decade ago
No? I'm confused.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Butthurt: When a person gets overly offended for a non mean-spirited joke.
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_boo_so_dope_ · 1 decade ago
She dated like 15 guys ,your funny I think your quotes are ligit.
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Why thank you, thank you. :)
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darkeyeangel · 1 decade ago
Dang!!!! She dated all of THEM????
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
It seems so. Apparently it depends on who you ask.
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darkeyeangel · 1 decade ago
She always seemed so innocent!
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