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xEmily13x
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 1:47pm UTC

Yeah,
I'm 13 and going as Pikachu for Halloween.
No,
I don't see a p r o b l e m.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC

What if Oprah was my mom...
Me: Hi mom
Oprah: Good morning! I made you breakfast!
Me: Oh cool where is---
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!
said by a friend of mine xD

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kara008
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 3:49pm UTC

I am more than
just a number on a scale
or the size of my jeans...

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JustMexD
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September 25, 2012 11:17am UTC

Snape: Ten points from Gryffindor
Snape: Twenty points from Gryffindor
Snape: Fifty points to Slytherin
Snape: Hehehehe
Dumbledore: Twenty thousand points to Harry for breaking every rule we have
Snape:

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:01pm UTC

I hate every inch
of my body.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
I go to parties every satarday .
but party at church on sunday!
I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
She's having an abortion."
...... What did I just read?

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 8:52pm UTC

seniors hate freshmen.
juniors hate freshmen.
sophomores hate freshmen.
freshmen hate freshmen.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC

3rd Grade
Me: *Whispers* If you're stupid say what.
Friend: What?
Me: OH MAN. OH. OH DEAR FUCCKING CHRIST. I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME. SWEET SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE. JESUS. JESUS PLEASE HELP.

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MsHoran
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Everyone: are you okay?
Everyone: you look tired
Everyone: you look upset
Everyone: you look confused
Everyone: what's wrong?
Everyone: are you mad at me?
Me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC

it doesn't matter if you wrote 'love' on your wrist yesterday, what matters is if you still care today

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ocean*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Let's fall asleep tonight,
I'LL HOLD YOU CLOSE AND SHOW
you you're not broken.

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 12:20am UTC

I k n o w y o u ' r e t o r t u r e d w i t h i n ,
y o u r e y e s l o o k h u n g r y a g a i n .

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:03pm UTC

What's the quietest place on earth?
the complaint department at the parachute company
nmq, chacha

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 11:33am UTC

The One Direction Fandom is crazy You guys are like little cats You jump down peoples throats who don't like One Direction ONE DIRECTION IS A BAND. NOT A LIFESTYLE Personally. I think they are overplayed Oh & I don't care what Nial at for breakfast We had just gotten rid of One Direction on wittyThen they make a new song and all of the sudden it's a "Life Motto Sorry. This is ridiculous.

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marylouRockin
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:33am UTC

Never underestimate
the pain of a person
that dares to put the blade
on their wrists.

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izzy_xo
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:05pm UTC

now: i'd catch a grenade for ya
1872: I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive device for thee

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SaraMarieHoran
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC

typical people: omgomgomgomg i love hunger games
annoying people: omgomgomg i love twilight
best people on earth: still waiting on my acceptance letter to Hogwarts...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 1:14pm UTC

i think scars are beautiful.
u n l e s s i t ' s t h e o n e f r o m l i o n k i n g .
i'll never forgive him for what he did to mufasa.

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neversaynever16
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August 19, 2012 1:05am UTC

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