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dancemagic__123
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July 23, 2012 3:06pm UTC

We all love knowing something we're not suppose to know .
Teen Derp #202

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LinaBina
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July 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

There has been a question on my mind ever since I was a child,
....How do mermaids pee?

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Nathannn
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July 23, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Cute Baby= Ugly Teen
Ugly Baby= Attrative Teen
nmq

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girl_on_fire_xoHG
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July 23, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
:)
Pass it on!

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bgsoccer03
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July 23, 2012 1:58pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says: hi

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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maddy1bieber
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July 23, 2012 2:42pm UTC

i hate this new witty set up -__-

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D0ri20
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July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Who elese
Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

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endoftheroad
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July 22, 2012 8:25pm UTC

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MyNameIsDucky88
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:49pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
if you listen to a girl's favorite song, the lyrics are everything she's scared to say.
but what if it's dubstep...then she's scared to say
"WUUUUUUB WUUUUB BAAAA DEEEEE WUUUB"

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Tempest*
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July 21, 2012 12:25am UTC

Name your iPod "Titanic",
plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.
nmq

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endoftheroad
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April 14, 2012 3:50pm UTC

*puts on lip gloss*
1 minute later:
...I'm thirsty

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endoftheroad
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April 30, 2012 4:54pm UTC

We all have that friend who kills the moment =P

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HGlover12
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July 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Today I went to the pet store.
They had birds. So I asked if they had Mockingjays.
The lady thought I was an idiot.

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SarahMayour
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July 20, 2012 10:25pm UTC

At the eye doctor;
Doctor: please read the lowest line you can.
Me: made in China

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DrowningReality
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:21pm UTC

I'm in love
with boys who don't exist.
Just me?

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AnkitaxP
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July 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC

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belty*
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July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww.
NMF / NMQ

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ireallylovecats
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July 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
BLAME
DINKLEBERG

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Little Sister: You're such a fatty!
Me: Sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains & whips-. Wait, that isn't the right one.
Littler Sister:
Me:
Little Sister:
Me:
Little Sister:
Me:
Little Sister: LOL.

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