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1. girl_on_fire_xoHG
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   Mean Girls Quote #69:
   Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs..... And the homosexuals. AMEN.
   
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2. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   March 9, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t turn out – take another shot.
   ~Unknown
   
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3. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   February 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   LOOK AT
   MEOW
   LOOK AT
   MEOW
   I'M GETTING
   PAY-PURRR
   
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4. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   February 17, 2013 4:15pm UTC
   Jesse: You're one of the a cappella girls. I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.
   Beca: You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this.
   Jesse: No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.
   
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5. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   February 12, 2013 11:40pm UTC
   IF you TICKLE me
   I'M not
   RESPONSIBLE for
   YOUR injuries
   
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6. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   February 12, 2013 11:38pm UTC
   I didn't fall... The floor just needed a hug ;)
   
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7. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   November 21, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   We are all a little weird and,
   life's a little weird.
   And when we find someone whose
   weirdness is compatible with yours,
   We join up with them and fall in
   mutual weirdness and call it love
   <3
   ~Dr. Seuss
   
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8. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   October 24, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   LOST MY:
   Protractor, Compass, Ruler, and 10 pencils so far.....
   This year is going exactly as planned... ;)
   
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9. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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   October 23, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   The sentence "The Quick Brown Fox jumps Over the Lazy Dog" uses every letter in the alphabet!!!
   Mind=Blown
   
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10. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    October 23, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    My dia de lost muertos mask is gonna look like the mask from saw..... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
    
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11. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    October 23, 2012 12:04am UTC
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12. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    October 21, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Grandmas House:
    Mom: Grandma just made a small pot 4 your uncle........
    Me: WHAT???? everytime she cooks, she does it big!!!!!!!!! o.O
    BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW!!!!!
    Mom: -.-
    
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13. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    September 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    I didn't roll my eyes, i just had 2 do a quick inspection of the ceiling...
    
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14. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    August 29, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Guys just want one thing from a lot of girls.... pfth...
    
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15. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    August 29, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
    Albert Einstein
    
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16. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    August 14, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    I don't believe in breakast during summer......
    It's all about brunch and linner
    
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17. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    July 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    And who do you think you are?
    Runnin' around leaving scars
    Collecting your jar of hearts
    And tearing love apart.
    You're gonna catch a cold
    from the ice inside your soul
    So don't come back for me
    Don't come back at all...
    unless you have some fudge...... :)
    
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18. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    July 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime
    ~Red Skelton
    
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19. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    July 25, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
    ~Mitch Hedberg
    
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20. girl_on_fire_xoHG
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    July 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
    ~David Brenner
    
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