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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:39am UTC
    i would love to see a version of
    "Romeo and Juliet" about a person who works at Burger King and a person who works at McDonald's that fall in love.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:16am UTC
    shoutout to the teachers who
    make you watch a movie with no note sheet.

  3. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Me doing homework:
    Me: ughhhh..... Homeworrrrkkkkk.....
    Me: *studies for spanish test*
    Me: *five minutes later*
    Me: I deserve a break.
    Me: Oooohhhh.... WITTY!
    Me: OMG the fanfic was updated!
    Me: Twitter! Instagram! Suddenly the world is exciting!
    Me: *2 hours later*
    Me: Maybe I should finish my science project report that's due tomorrow.
    Me: *finishes science paper*
    Me: 12 pages! that's gonna take a while to print..... in the meantime......WITTY!
    Me: *30 minutes later*
    Me: It's probably printed by now....
    Me: *walks across house to get paper from printer*
    Me: I smell food! Ice cream would be nice now
    Me: *20 minutes later*
    Me: *Walks upstairs eating ice cream and 2nd dinner*
    Me: Maybe i should start my english homework....nah
    Me: *an hour later*
    Me: Ok... I should really start my enlgish homework now
    Me: *Finishes english homework*
    Me: awww f//ck math!
    Me: how about i listen to pandora and do math homework
    Me: I love this song!
    Me: *turns volume up*
    Me: *math homework turns into dance party*
    ~Next day~
    Me: Maybe i shouldn't have spent the entire night on witty, twitter, instagram, and reading fanfics..... cause i didn't finish my math homework
    Me: Whatever... that's what the car ride to school is for!
    ~Every Single Day~

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    puberty either makes you a
    hot god or a potatoe.

  5. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Step 1. Take out homework.
    Step 2. Reward self with two hours of internet for making it that far.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Moment #3:
    Josh: Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!

  7. Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    I find it cute when boys,
    - Make weird faces.
    - Say "Aww".
    - Ask how your day was.
    - Don't care about their appearence.
    - Dance ridiculously.
    - Get frustrated.
    - Laugh.
    - Sing to you.
    - Bite their lower lip.
    - Make that half smirk.
    - have dimples
    - Have proper grammar.
    - Are funny.
    - Tease me a little.

  8. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Me: *Answers question in class*
    Me: *Gets answer wrong*
    Me: I am never speaking in class again.

  9. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    sometimes you don't fall for a boy.
    HE TRIPS YOU.

  10. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

  12. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    So today I hugged him,
    what kind of cake should I have at our wedding?

  13. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Modern Family Moment #6
    Phil: I'm a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WFT: why the face?

  14. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:52am UTC
    F/ck you
    When? [;
    Omg. As/hole!
    lol I asked you WHEN not WHERE...
    nmf


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  16. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    "How do I look?"
    Friend You look fine.
    Good Friend You look really pretty.
    Best Friend Damn girl, you look like a sexy beast!
    mine-dontjock

  17. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    You haven't experienced awkward
    until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish.

  18. PinkBlume PinkBlume
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Me: You know santa isnt real ...
    Brother: Niether is you're reationship with OneDirection.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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