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  1. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    WE GOTTA GIVE GUYS SOME CREDIT
    Because I know if I had to ask a girl to
    ♥MARRY ME♥
    I’d be scared shitless.

  2. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Who else remembers the random 3 eyed monkey
    On Nickelodeon that would randomnly pop up after shows
    And be like
    "HI IM PAUL"

  3. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:54am UTC
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  4. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    when I was your age,
    w e h a d c r a z y s t e v e , n o t s p e n c e r .
    w e h a d h i l a r y d u f f , n o t e m i n e m .
    w e h a d w e b k i n z , n o t f a c e b o o k .
    w e h a d s p o n g e b o b , n o t h a n n a h m o n t a n a .
    w e h ad V C R ' s , n o t l a p t o p s .
    w e h a d n e d ' s d e c l a s s i f i e d , n o t d e g r a s s i .
    w e h a d " T h e P a r e n t T r a p " , n o t " C a m p R o c k " .
    w e h a d G a m e b o y s , n o t c e l l p h o n e s .
    we had some real fun(:
    [<3] if you remember :)

  5. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  6. juliaa9715 juliaa9715
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Hey Google...
    Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
    Little cocky aren't we?

  7. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Yelling ''STAY!''
    at a non-living object that keeps falling over
    as if it's going to listen to you.

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #64
    it's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
    press the '♥' if you just tried.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  9. firepoptart321 firepoptart321
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:49am UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    Dear movies about highschool,
    who the heck actually
    hangs a picture of their crush in their locker?
    Sincerely,
    Yeah, I'm not that much of a stalker♥
    -----------------------
    nmf.

  10. jessashton jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    Spongebob is absorbant.
    He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
    Conclusion,
    Spongebob is a tampon.
    NMF.NMQ
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    fave if ...
    yo are shorter then
    5 foot 9♥

  13. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    " U s e r n a m e a l r e a d y t a k e n "
    B I T C H , W H O S T O L E M Y I D E A.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    N M F , N M Q .

  14. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC
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  15. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.
    omggg all minee (:
    so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
    yay (: !!!

  16. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  17. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  18. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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  19. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  20. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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