4206 faves · 261 comments · Mar 17, 2009 9:58pm
LoveSparks
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1 decade ago
Guys- pee standing up
Girls- Pee blood...
Guys- can pee in forests
Girls- THEN WHY DO WE HAVE ZIPPERS?
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BlackButterflies
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1 decade ago
@all the religious people taking things too seriouly; chill. out. okay? it was a lighthearted joke.
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musicaddict27
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1 decade ago
ale0122, with all do respect to god and the bible, i dont understand why the girls of today have to pay for what eve did how many thousands of years ago. to me, thats like hating all german people for WWII. and i'm not a god hater for faving this quote. i go to a catholic school and love god very much, but i hate my period. and your being judgmental to say everyone here is an idiot and a god-hater. hypocrite.
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NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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1 decade ago
Thanks a lot, Eve. You made our life . -.-
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stockwellrachel35
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1 decade ago
that's what I was gonna say! But you guys got her first.....haha:)but adam ate it too afterwards. SO the compromise is Women have to bleed each month and you have to go through 9 months of pain when you're pregnant and give birth.
Men have to deal with women's and pay for EVERYTHING we want......:)We better ask for A LOT haha:)
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stockwellrachel35
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1 decade ago
yea Eve did eat the apple.....
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gopatandal
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1 decade ago
God: "You get to bleed monthly, & have multiple orgams. Guys, You get to pee standing up. "
Guys: "ALL RITE DAWG!"
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hannahclaire
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1 decade ago
Its says in the Bible, since Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple(or fruit?) and she made the first sin, he was going to punish her and, her ancestors, by making it hurt to give birth and making them bleed every month. j.s:)
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xdanielle3
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1 decade ago
ok just so get your attention, this girl abercrombie_babex3 copied this quote. so if anyone here faved it, you should unfave it because we wanna get her to stop.
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JadoreexJesss
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1 decade ago
lmao love it.
cruise next month and i'm going to kill someone if i get mine during it hahha.
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xxLovleyxx09
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1 decade ago
Word. (: haha I Felt like this was the right quote to say that.
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gorgeousbrunette
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1 decade ago
hahah i LOL'd!
thats so truue, likes seriouslyy :]
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luvkaileyxoxo
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1 decade ago
i know right lol love it but what was god thinking
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xx_LoveYou_xx
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1 decade ago
i love how half the comments are like saying to love yourself for who you are and dont dis god. its funny, (the quote) i love it ;)
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MollyFruitLoopz
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1 decade ago
haha!! true~
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crazybabyy_xo
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1 decade ago
thats really funnyy-
its just a joke, if you dont know how to take one dont comment.
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lovesparkzl0l
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1 decade ago
aahahha its funny still not trying to be disrespectful or anything ahaha
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marissarosexx3
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1 decade ago
some people are more religious than others, and this is obviously a joke (:
...which i find immensely hilarious :D
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marissarosexx3
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1 decade ago
some people are more religious than others, and this is obviously a joke (:
...which i find immensely hilarious :D
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erinstaley · 9 years ago
God wanted to reproduce. That's what the hell he was thinking
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