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xAlwaysxDazzled98

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  1. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Who else remembers the random 3 eyed monkey
    On Nickelodeon that would randomnly pop up after shows
    And be like
    "HI IM PAUL"

  2. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
    He opens the door and see's a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he
    can. 3 years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
    The snail was like
    "What the hell
    was that
    about?"

  3. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 10:48pm UTC

    A girl's laughter is much more cheerlful than a boy's.
    But a boy's tears are much more
    meaningful than a girl's.

  4. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    ѡҽ'ɾҽ ղօէ օҍʂҽʂʂҽժ, աҽ'ɾҽ ժҽժìϲɑէҽժ. ѡҽ'ɾҽ ղօէ ϲɾɑՀվ, աҽ'ɾҽ ʂմքքօɾէìѵҽ. ѡҽ'ɾҽ ղօէ ҍìҽҍҽɾ ƒɑղʂ, աҽ'ɾҽ ҍҽӀìҽҍҽɾʂ. ♥

  5. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when playing hide and seek
    and you suddenly have the urge to pee ♥
    not my format

  6. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    People who point at their wrist when asking for the time...
    Do I point at my crotch when I ask
    where the bathroom is?

  7. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered which
    hurts the most?:
    Saying something and wishing you didn't?
    Or saying nothing or wishing you did?
    </3

  8. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:32pm UTC
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  9. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Don't take this
    the wrong way, but boy
    you look better with the lights off ;)

    nmf

  10. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Witty
    finally
    has notifications.

  11. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:55am UTC
    That awkward moment..
    when you're laying down texting, and you drop your phone on your face.

  12. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    So at school, my friend and I
    Stuck sticky-notes that said 'Your beautiful' or 'Stay gorgeous'
    All over the bathroom stalls, mirrors, and toilets at lunch.
    Some girls told on us, and we got a detention.
    fave this if that was wrong of our
    principal.
    nmf

  13. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    alphabet of me :) .
    [a]vailable: yeahh .
    [b]est friend: kiana roman <3
    [c]rush: hm , i dun wannna say <3 JH <3
    [d]rink you last had: uhhhm diet coke .
    [e]asiest person to talk to: kiana roman <3
    [f]avorite color: purple !
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: gummy bears:)
    [h]ave any peircings: eeearrrsss ;D
    [i]nstrument: piano
    [j]uice: grapee !
    [k]illed someone: noo!
    [l]ongest trip: south carolina
    [m]ilkshake flavor: chocolate c:
    [n]umber of siblings: if step-siblings count, 2 c:
    [o]ne wish: for life to be good enough that I don't need to wish for anything .
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: kristina bertsch , my cousin <3
    [q]uiet or loud: quiet around people i dont know , loud around my friends
    [r]easons to smile: life.
    [s]ong: party rock anthem-LMFAO & tonight,tonight-Hot Chelle Rae
    [t]ime you woke up: 1O:O3
    [u]mbrella: ???????
    [v]egetable: broccoli c;
    [w]arm at the moment: uhmm , not hot or cold . so sure .
    [x]-rays you've had: arm , and idk what else !
    [y]our favorite TV show: DEGRASSSSI<3
    [z]odiac sign: sagitarius .

  14. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    F is for friends that do stuff together
    U is for you and me...
    N is for anywhere and any time at all, down here in the deep blue sea . <3
    NMF

  15. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    I hate when people grab me
    And say "Hey."
    ;)
    nmf

  16. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    I think it's funny how.
    People who write love stories on witty,
    They always end with a happy ending..
    Nothing is realistic...
    Love isn't always a
    happy ending.♥

  17. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:32am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #2
    Josh: I caught dad sneaking in, but when I asked him where he'd been he was all like, "I was out buying milk, but I drank it all on the way home!"
    Drake: That's bad
    Josh: Yeah--
    Drake: We really needed some milk
    Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!
    ;)

  18. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:57pm UTC
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  19. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:49am UTC
    Anyone else
    Remember the
    <3
    Freecreditreport.com
    commercials? :)

  20. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #1
    Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
    Drake: You want want a butt full of foot?!

:)

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