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  1. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    You stopped trying,
    -----------------So I did too.

  2. DidYouEatMyHamster DidYouEatMyHamster
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I'm sorry, I'm just having a bad day.
    Oh You're having a bad day? Did you die?
    I got shot.
    But did you DIE?
    -The Hangover 2

  3. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Ooh! A pretty white ducky!
    ...Wait.
    That's not a duck. It's a stupid seagull.

  4. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    OK, I`m getting out of bed in 10 seconds.
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 9,9,9,9,9....

  5. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    You know how supposedly
    Edward Cullen's body is
    rock solid? Well, does that
    mean his WHOLE body,
    if you're catching my drift?

  6. Abiageal M* Abiageal M*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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  7. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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  8. FatPeopleClub FatPeopleClub
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    What society has taught me #1
    I have to be skinny to be
    beautiful.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    "All girls are beautiful no matter what
    color, size and shape."
    - Liam Payne♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  10. BSymphony BSymphony
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    That awesome moment
    when the radio plays a song from years ago and you still know all the lyrics.

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    did you know that
    you're not supposed to put
    tin foil in the microwave?
    who knew?!

  12. Girl24_Next24_Door24 Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I wonder what our pets think
    when we get up in their face
    and talk like idiots
    ♥♥♥

  13. loondynzograf loondynzograf
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    If Selena Gomez calls you her "little brothers" you run. You hear me?
    YOU F*CKING RUN!

    NOT MY FORMAT

  14. MrsRonaStylinson MrsRonaStylinson
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    A jealous woman, does better research, than a police officer.
    ♥.

  15. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Dear Microsoft Word,
    I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  16. MusicLover_95 MusicLover_95
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Sneezing,
    While you're on your period.
    is the worst..
    Format by twilightgirl995

  17. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    You forget your homework
    NORMAL DAY:
    ehh, whatever.
    ON YOUR PERIOD:
    OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT?! IF I DON'T FIND IT I'M GONNA FAIL MATH CLASS AND NEVER GO TO COLLEGE AND BE A HOBO IN A BOX ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN DOWNTOWN YOUNGSTOWN AND THEN I'M GONNA GET SHOT BY SOME GANSTER AND DIE
    **bursts into tears**

  18. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    fake hair, fake tan, fake nails,fake boobs. Tell us again how you want a real man, I'm so very interested. ------------♥------------ not my format

  19. NYJKM6 NYJKM6
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Dear Victoria;
    everyone knows your secret. sincerely, paddingnmq/nmf

  20. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Boy's confession #26
    Friendship between a boy and a girl?
    Possible.♥

:)

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