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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Girl: Do you think i am pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No Way
Girl: What would you pick, your life or me?
Boy: My life
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs off after her, grabs her, and tell her:
The reason you're not pretty is cause your beatiful
The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind
The reason i don't like you is cause i love you
The reason i don't want you is cause i need you
The reason i won't cry if you left is cause i'd die
The reason i won't do anything for you is cause i'd do everything for you
The reason i'd choose my life is cause you are my life
♥
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DidYouEatMyHamster
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May 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC

The Summer Song(:
Flip-flops.. belly tops.. lemonade in da shade.. blue skies..hot guys..late nites..water fight..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..lookin fine..sleepin in..sneakin out..thats what Summer is all about!
©DidYouEatMyHamster

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May 5, 2012 1:46pm UTC

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DidYouEatMyHamster
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May 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Tired & Uninspired.

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC

In Class.
Phone: *Vibrates*
Me: *Reads Text From Friend* I Need To Sneezeee!!
Me: Bless you!
Three seconds later.
Friend: *sneezes*
People in class: *Turns around with shocked expressions*
Popular Guy: Oh my God! She's a psychic or something!
Me: Yeah.. Thats what happened....
Friend: * Laughing her butt off *
Got this off tumblr..

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:18pm UTC

When you left I lost a part of me.
Is that so hard to believe?
Come back baby please.
'Cause we belong together♥
Mariah Carey- We Belong Together
MF

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Mrs. Teacher
May 1st
2012
Highlight Below..
___ ___ ____
It's May 2nd Dammit!!

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I know it's hard to remember.
The people we used to be.
It's even harder to picture,
that you're not here next to me.
You say it's to late to make it.
But is it too late to try?

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Remember When It Rained?
Yeah. My phone SURVIVED that.

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I'm sorry, I'm just having a bad day.
Oh You're having a bad day? Did you die?
I got shot.
But did you DIE?
-The Hangover 2

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Things Students Say
Can I go to the restroom?
Is this gonna be a quiz?
You never thought us this!!
We had HOMEWORK?!
*Psst* What are we doing?
Do you have a pencil?
Sir! I have no pencil.
When am I ever going to use this?!
Give me a sheet of paper.
I forgot my journal at my house.
What time is lunch?
Do we have to write that down?
Can we watch a movie?
Can we work with a partner?
Can we use a calculator?
I don't get it.
Can we have extra credit?!
I hate this class.
It's cold in here.

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Class Of 2017♥
5 More Years To Go[:

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I wish that my love could
be like volleyball. Just call "MINE!" & everyone backs off...♥
jayciecutie01's format
nmq

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Things I Know
About You #8,997,464,836
You were too lazy to read that number

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 11:02pm UTC

You know your a 90's kid
when you..
Know the WHOLE rap to Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
My font and quote.

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:23pm UTC

I find it funny that girls think this way:
Zathura: A Space Adventure: That loser guy finally gets a part..
Bridge to Terabithia: Aww cute story... if only they get better looking 12 year olds..
Journey to the Center of the Earth: He's John Hunnington right?
Journey 2: He gets boring after awhile...
Hunger Games: OH MY GOD!! JOSH HUTCHERSON IS SOOO HOT!!! PEEEE-TAAAAAAA!!! I LOVE ALL HISSS MOVIEESSS!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:58pm UTC

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Thoughts I Thought Today...
Wakes Up: Stupid alarm clock.
Walks out of room: Daaarn! Turn off that freaking air conditioner!!
My nose is really stuffy...
I wonder if Nick is showing Spongebob..
I wish I had a friend like Patrick, all stupid. haha.
I. Can't. Get Off. This. Couch.
Wooaaah.. I really needa work out more often..
Hey! It's raining outside!
Tries to unlock the door: How can this be so friggin' complicated?
Stops for a moment
Haha, that's what she said.
Lets see how fast I can run to the store..
Sees a person jogging: Darn, lady, you really need a bra.
Hold up.
Thats a man..
That man needed to jog.
Grocery Store, I'm Here!
Peace Tea or Monster....
Hmmmm..................................
Ennie Meanie Minnie Moe,
Catch A Tiger By The Toe.
If I Don't Know What To Choose,
I Will Probably Choose YOU!
Cool. Monster.
Leaves store: That cashier lady really needs to lay off the makeup.
I wonder how I'd look if I looked like that Snooki-WannaBe....
Goes on youtube
Types in search bar: How to look like snooki
Clicks video
2 minuetes later.
This video is taking a long time to load...
Hums to Ridin' Dirty:
You see me loading,
You waitn',
Taking forever....
When is this gonna freakin' end?
VIDEOS READY!!
2 hours later
Trying to un-tease hair: Owwwww...
Well.
That was fun.
Hey, didn't they say the world was gonna end today?
If I'm gonna die..
I'm probably doin' it the Britney Spears way..
KEEP ON DANCINNNNNNNN
TILL THE WORLD ENDS
WORLD ENDS
WORLD ENDDDDDD-D-D-SSSS
Oh yeah! Gettin' My groove on!!!!!
Knock. Knock.
WHATTT!?!?!????!!
How dare you tell me to turn down my jam BRO?
NO! Don't tell Mom!!
Turnin' it off...
I'm really hungry now..
HEY LET"S GET ON WITTY!!!
and here i am..
Nmf
100% my quote
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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Girlyish 6/11 Boyish 5/10 Nerdy 0/9 Emo 1/9 6/9 Childish 1/9
Wooowwww... Didn't Think I Was THAT Girly...
Girlyish
[x] I like at least one shade of pink
[x] I don't like being messy
[] My belongings are organized
[x] I don't like rock music
[] like wearing accessories
[x] Bright colors amaze me
[] I hate black
[] I go to the salon once a week
[] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
[x] I like wearing tight pants
Boyish
[] I like wearing baggy pants
[x] I play video games
[] I like Akon
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores
[] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[x] I would go bungee jumping
[] I like being sweaty
[] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
[x] I wear perfume/cologne
Nerdy
[] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[] I enjoy studying
[] I wear glasses
[] I'm a straight-A student
[] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[] I like my shirt tucked in
[] One of my favorite subject is science
[] I like reading mystery books
[] My assignments are passed up on time
Emo
[] I am crazy about the color black
[x] I sit at the corner ( Teachers Say I Need To Stop Talking So They Put Me In The Corner(: )
[] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
[] I like heavy metal/rock music
[] I have a lot of problems in my life
[] I don't talk much
[] I don't have that many friends
[] I barely have fun
[] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
Childish
[] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
[] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
[x] I watch cartoons
[] I love to invent words only i understand
[] I sleep with a night light
[] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[] I'm scared of roller coasters
[] I like being with my family relatives
[] I take bubble baths

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:54pm UTC

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Eminem lied to her,
Drake Forgot her name,
And Chris Kept telling her to turn up the music..
Poor Rihanna...

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DidYouEatMyHamster
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely,MySpace.

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