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  1. saarahhhh saarahhhh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like animals.
    not mine

  2. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    1960
    Far Out!
    1970
    Groovy!
    1980
    Sick!
    1990
    The bomb!
    2010
    Legit.

  3. xO_stella xO_stella
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  4. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC

    The object to your left is now
    your weapon of choice in the
    upcoming zombie apocalypse.
    What is it?

  5. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    I fear the dayFacebook
    decides to inform users
    of who has viewed
    their profile . . .
    and how many times.

  6. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  7. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Y
    That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
    nmf/nmq

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    .: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

  9. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.
    omggg all minee (:
    so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
    yay (: !!!

  10. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  11. pceluvbasketballx3 pceluvbasketballx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I failed a spelling test
    because they asked me how to spell
    PLAYER
    & I put down your name
    nmf/nmq

  12. jaackiex jaackiex
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 9:38am UTC
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  13. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  14. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  15. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  16. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  17. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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  18. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  19. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  20. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    notmine

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