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The object to your left is now
your weapon of choice in the
upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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☚ The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the

1786 faves · 1807 comments · May 19, 2011 2:02pm

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Mypoeticlife · 1 decade ago
A sword. I love my padtimes:)
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Mypoeticlife · 1 decade ago
Omg!! Pasttimes!! Pastimes!! I did not mean that!!!
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ThatClaireGirl happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
My pencil case.
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Johanna Mason* · 1 decade ago
A ruler.
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
There is an arm directly to my left so I guess I'ma have to go all Jackie chan on some zombie a$$
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aCRYINGsmile · 1 decade ago
An empty coke can :/ at least I have somewhere to pee :o
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dreamofdragons · 1 decade ago
It's..a plastic mug from 7/11. Unless you count the window..
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whoisshe · 1 decade ago
A teddy bear...
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alisha* · 1 decade ago
A plastic bottle. DX

I'M GONNA DIE!

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Clazza · 1 decade ago
A letter opener shaped like a knife. I've got this.
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hedgehog · 1 decade ago
a nice wall...
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fizzydinosaur · 1 decade ago
A bottle of hand sanitizer... Yay. ._.
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instance77 · 1 decade ago
A purse with little penguins on it. Can I at least have an awesome death scene in slow-mo or something?
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MeBeingNothingButMe · 1 decade ago
A pillow pet. yup I am screwed!
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thgcfmj123 · 1 decade ago
Thers nothing there so im screwd
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partygurl444 · 1 decade ago
Umm... It's a pillow. I'm gonna die!

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luvmeplz · 1 decade ago
Same! My friend is next to me. Apparently I'm going to be her shield.
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Veronica Smith* · 1 decade ago
A computer.
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xxiloveyou123 · 1 decade ago
A ratty old blanket...ol,im gonna dieeeee xD
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LeaBia14 · 1 decade ago
A soft toy..I'm dead
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
A piano.
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catarina* · 1 decade ago
my ipod heheheheheh :DDD
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