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zee1220
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March 15, 2014 9:11am UTC

everone right now
if you have twitter please go follow
@thesearetweetz
inspirational quotes, funny pictures, and crazy sh*t just for teen like me

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Chandel
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March 15, 2014 11:01am UTC

Them: Do you ever think you'll be casted for a movie?
Me: Yeah
Them: Really?
Me: Yes, as a human sacrifice, a tree, a manhole covering,pizza delivery.
Y'know all the important stuff.
Them:...........

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Maria*
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March 15, 2014 11:18am UTC

lol

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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March 15, 2014 12:59pm UTC

I just went onto the top quotes page and
85% of the page says "HIDDEN QUOTE" ...
So I see 1Dfan still exists then.

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Pointless...*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 2:11pm UTC

I would like to thank my arms,
for always being by my side.
My legs, for always supporting me.
My fingers, because I can always
count on them.
And my hips, for not lying!

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MikeScarpati
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 2:33pm UTC

WHATS WRONG WITH THE WHITE GIRL??
A) She can't even
B) She is literally dying
C) She is so done
D) All of the above

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 2:37pm UTC

If you look up any Let's Play Kingdom Hearts playlists on Youtube,
I can guarantee that the first episode of every playlist will have the
person playing it ranting about how ridiculous Sora's shoes are.

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Writers Avenue*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:09pm UTC

Me: What are you doing over spring break?
Friend: Going to the beach, Disney world, the Miley Cyrus concert, and to the fair, you?
Me: Umm ..... watching netflix while eating ice cream.

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sunset48

posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:34pm UTC

If no means no,
then, using the same logic, yes should mean yes.

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365days*
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March 15, 2014 5:28pm UTC

Him: D'you want to know something crazy?
Me: Please Andrew, not again
Him:
Me:
Him: I love crazy
Me: Please don-
Him: ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF DOOOORS IN MY FACE

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Maria*
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March 15, 2014 6:03pm UTC

LOL~~
Frog: I'll have you know im fabulous.
Frog: My life is far to intresting and ammusing for that.
Lizard: Are you drunk?
Frog: Yep.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Teacher: I don't like mechanical pencils
Teacher: They're against my religion

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:27pm UTC

Katniss: But I set fire to the rain!
Gale: Nevermind, I'll find... someone like you!
Rue: I came to win, I to fly, to conquer... TO FLY!
Peeta: I can't win, I can't reign, I will never win this game without you...
Finnick: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Madge: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn...
Cato: Who let the dogs out!?

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BerryBop
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:33pm UTC

You know my name cereal.
Not my story amount of milk I have.

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william12
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March 15, 2014 8:54pm UTC

my wallet us like a onion, when I open it I cry.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 9:10pm UTC

today, my sister and I literally
argued in petsmart's parking
lot for 10 minutes because I
found a dollar, and we were
both too afraid to go back in
the store to turn it in (since it
was only $1 and the people
were really mean), but none
of us wanted it. basically the
entire time was "here, you
keep it." "you. I don't want it."
"I don't either." until we came
up with the solution to just
give it to my mom because
we both felt dirty keeping $1
that wasn't ours.
bada.sses.
(yeah, that's sarcasm.)

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dallydude
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 10:27pm UTC

What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroganoff!

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 10:46pm UTC

Well That Escalated Quickly
Boy: You liked my status, wassssup ? ;)
Girl: No bye
Boy: this always happens to me ... I've never found a girlfriend in my life. no girls will ever date me. Im just gonna kill myself ..
Girl: WTF DON'T KILL YOURSELF -__________-
Boy: Listen bi.tch, if you don't date me then I'm gonna kill myself.
Boy: Simple as that.

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*mysterious.mah*
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March 16, 2014 12:32am UTC

http://www.lolsotrue.com/rules/2453.png

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_sassmasta
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March 16, 2014 12:59am UTC

This is a quote.
Lets like it, shall we?
-Katwina

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