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william12

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Member Since: 14 Mar 2014 10:22pm

Last Seen: 5 Apr 2014 09:14am

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william12
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April 5, 2014 9:26am UTC
i don't get drunk- i get awesome

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william12
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March 15, 2014 8:54pm UTC
my wallet us like a onion, when I open it I cry.

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william12
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March 15, 2014 8:58am UTC
Life always gives us another chance it's called tomorrow

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william12
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March 15, 2014 8:43am UTC
follow your heart but take your brain with you

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william12
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March 15, 2014 8:20am UTC
DUDE
toasters
are
like
tanning
beds
for
bread

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