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Maria*

Status: I will haunt you ;)

Member Since: 15 Mar 2014 10:51am

Last Seen: 27 Apr 2014 06:13am

Location: O_0 Why does it even have this option??

Gender: F

user id: 379949

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Hello felow people and welcome to my profile...

I am Megan :D
my birthday is the 27 of august xxx

I love the night.

Jamie, (Yellowpink) you will actually talk to me, normal. better than any other boy. you are so funny xD i know we have only been talking for 1 day but your my best friend! xxx -Megan

You can not fly unless you fall xxx

Hey weird pics i find on my computor...

Can u tell i love ducks? ;)

Bye bye the people stalking my page ;) jks jks!

QUACK QUACK

RESPECT THESE SPECIAL PEOPLE!!!

Cianne
Gemz
Ellie
Jamie
Elena
Jessy
Nikholas
Elidh
Hamida
Charlotte
Casey
Katie
Justine

And of course you ;)

Maria*
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April 25, 2014 2:01pm UTC

"Can i help you?" No i just waited 30 mins in line to say "Hi"

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April 25, 2014 12:07pm UTC

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April 25, 2014 7:56am UTC

What Does Name "Megan" Mean
You have psychic power. You can carry on for others with joy. You have a receptive nature and may bear burdens for others. You are pragmatic, thorough, strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all. You have an eventful, exciting life. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
i dont know what too make of this...

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April 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC

I love it when im loud people tell me to be quiet but when im quiet they ask whats wrong?

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April 24, 2014 1:39pm UTC

I hate it when people at the supermarket see me and they are like....
Jennifer: Hey what you doing here?
Me: .... Hunting elephants.

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April 22, 2014 8:37am UTC

What each kiss means
Head we are cute
Hand I adore you
Neck I want you
Cheek I like you
Lips I love you
/what it means to me/
Head puch in face
Hand blushes
Neck slap him
Ceeks blushes more
Lips get the fhuck away from me!!!!

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April 22, 2014 8:33am UTC

Strangers think I'm quiet
Friends think I'm outgoing
Best friends knows I am insain.
:-)

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April 7, 2014 1:15pm UTC

Why cant i just pick this up and whack people?

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April 6, 2014 3:02pm UTC

Sweet as suger, Cold as ice. You break me once ill break you twice.

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April 6, 2014 12:04pm UTC

How long does it take for him to reliese I like him..
How old does it take Until i get caught?
How old will it take till i find out they are using me?
How long does it take for them to reliese I hate them?
How long does it take for my dad to reliese I'm just trying to help?
What i ask my-self everyday...But it never changes.

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April 5, 2014 2:23pm UTC

Fool me once Shame on you, fool me twice I'll punch you in dah face!

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March 16, 2014 6:37am UTC

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March 15, 2014 6:03pm UTC

LOL~~
Frog: I'll have you know im fabulous.
Frog: My life is far to intresting and ammusing for that.
Lizard: Are you drunk?
Frog: Yep.

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Maria*
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March 15, 2014 11:18am UTC

lol

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March 15, 2014 11:09am UTC

Never trust a blonde with blue eyes who steals people's phones and is called Bonnie

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