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  1. DinosaurEatYou DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    i saw a baby;
    wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
    exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

  2. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  3. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
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  4. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  5. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  6. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  7. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  8. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    First Birthday;
    She looks into his eyes in daycare
    Second Birthday;
    They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
    Third Birthday;
    They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
    Fourth Birthday;
    They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
    Fifth Birthday;
    They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
    Sixth Birthday;
    They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
    Seventh Birthday;
    They're sharing a seat on the school bus
    Eighth Birthday;
    He's showing her his collection of comic books
    Ninth Birthday;
    They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
    Tenth Birthday;
    They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
    Eleventh Birthday;
    They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
    Twelfth Birthday;
    They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
    Thirteenth Birthday;
    They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
    Fourteenth Birthday;
    They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
    Fifteenth Birthday;
    They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
    Sixteenth Birthday;
    She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
    Seventeenth Birthday;
    They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
    Eighteenth Birthday;
    She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
    Nineteenth Birthday;
    They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
    Twentieth Birthday;
    They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
    Twenty First Birthday;
    He's down on one knee asking her to marry him


  9. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  10. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  11. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
    A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
    I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
    THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

  13. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  14. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

  15. gabby1296 gabby1296
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    I'm suspended from school for 3 months
    A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
    cancer
    She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
    asking "Who did it"
    One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
    "get over it"
    I've never hit anyone harder
    -tumblr

  16. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  17. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I BLAME MOVIES
    for my high expectations of relationships

  18. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  19. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  20. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
    Message Sent.
    Kill me now.

:)

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