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DinosaurEatYou

1. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Blaming
   e v e r y t h i n g o n y o u r p e r i o d.
   
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2. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 8:24am UTC
   r e m e m b e r w h e n
   ❝I'm Telling.❞
   u s e d t o b e t h e b i g g e s t t h r e a t ?
   
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3. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   well this is... new.
   
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4. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   You can be Romeo, and I can be Juliette.
   it doesn't matter what family we come from.
   You can be Heathcliff and I can be Cathy.
   it doesn't matter how rich or poor we are.
   You can be Chuck and I can be Blair.
   it doesn't matter if you mess with my head.
   You can be Mark Antony and I can be Cleopatra.
   death will never break our love.
   You can be Edward and I can be Bella.
   it doesn't matter what kind of a person you are.
   You can be Mr. Rochester and I can be Jane Eyre.
   your past doesn't matter to me.
   You can be Mr.Darcy and I can be Elizabeth Bennett.
   it doesn't matter what my mother thinks.
   You can be John Smith and I can be Pochahontas.
   and I don't care what my father says.
   Love Has No Limits.
   
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5. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   alcohol
   because no good story starts with;
   "that one time I ate a salad."
   
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6. DinosaurEatYou
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   November 24, 2011 1:26pm UTC
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7. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 2:46pm UTC
   *looks at clock.*
   11 : 12
   yeah, I'm never getting a boyfriend.
   
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8. DinosaurEatYou
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   October 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC
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9. DinosaurEatYou
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   ---------------------------------------
   "did you cut your hair?"
   nah, it just grew shorter..
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10. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    dear boys;
    act like the boy you want your future daughter to marry.
    
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11. DinosaurEatYou
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    September 4, 2011 6:03am UTC
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12. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    I know she's kinda
    weird and socially retarded, but she's my friend.
    
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13. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    the sexual tension
    between mr. bean and teddy.
    
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14. DinosaurEatYou
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    August 19, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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15. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    I have a bowl cut.
    ladies please, one at a time.
    
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16. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    m y u n c l e d i e d
    this morning. He was on
    vacation with his new wife, who he married
    last December. They are expecting a baby
    this Christmas. He was only 35.
    I'm not asking you for faves, but to keep
    him and his wife in your thoughts ♥
    
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17. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:53am UTC
    my facebook
    chat spazzed out for a few seconds,
    and said I didnt have any friends online.
    instead, it said;
    "you have no friends... would you like a hug? :)"
    
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18. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    D e a r W i l l i a m & K a t e ,
    if William is 100% royalty and Kate is 0%,
    will that make your child a half blood prince?
    S i n c e r e l y, C u r i o u s .
    
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19. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    cool story bro;
    f a i r l y c h i l l y t a l e b r o t h e r .
    
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20. DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    shouting;
    " i t ' s a d i s e a s e ! "
    when a friend says you're addicted to something
    
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