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lovemexo13

1. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   The Awkward moment when
   your teacher says to partner up and you look at your friend but they're looking at someone else...
   
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2. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   nmq/nmf
   I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool
   "Just went to the dentist, YOLO"
   
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3. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   nmq/nmf
   I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool
   "Just made a sandwich, YOLO"
   
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4. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   -----------♥-----------
   Everyone becomes my best friend when my parents aren't home...
   -----------♥-----------
   nmf.
   
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5. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC
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   Inhale the good s h i t
   Exhale the bull s h i t
   nm/
   ------------------------
   
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6. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   l i g h t s out.
   C a n d l e s l i t.
   Taylor Swift on.
   Do NOT disturb me.
   
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7. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   l i g h t s out.
   C a n d l e s l i t.
   Taylor Swift on.
   Do NOT disturb me.
   
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8. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 5:06pm UTC
   And the countdown begins...
   176 days until Summer <3
   
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9. lovemexo13
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 7:51pm UTC
   Sorry I'm not perfect.
   
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10. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    2011: Cool Story Bro.
    1836: Nifty Scripture Brethren.
    
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11. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    the sad moment
    when you realize that
    your best friend
    -replaced you-
    
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12. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Dear car with the TV in the back,
    Please stop changing lanes.
    Sincerely, I was watching that
    nmq
    
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13. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Dear perverts,
    I don't suck on popsicles, I viciously bite them.
    Sincerely, how's that for a mental image?
    nmq
    
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14. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say,
    "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely, Google
    nmq
    
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15. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Dear 100 calorie snack packs,
    That's great and all, but I'm still hungry.
    Sincerely, eating five more
    nmq
    
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16. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    I f Her. . .
    shoes still light up...
    She's too young for you
    BRO.
    ♥
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-
    
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17. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I don't know how to be something you miss.
    ♥
    
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18. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    ♥ I love you like a love song baby
    & I keep it in re-re-re-repeat.
    
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19. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    You know you're a bad babysitter when...
    the kid asks you where you're going.
    ♥
    
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20. lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    & I'm dying to know
    is it killing you? Like it's
    _________ killing me...
    ♥♥♥
    
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