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ImSailingAway
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November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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November 5, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Computer Class:
Expectation: I'm going to teach you HTML, ASP, PHP, and all this advanced stuff.
Reality: This is a keyboard. This is a mouse.

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Its_A_Mad_World
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November 5, 2012 3:35pm UTC

"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Sure."
"Really?"
"No."

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 5, 2012 3:43pm UTC

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yourcool
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November 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC

youtube is so addicting.
i click on a music video and the next thing you know, i'm watching how to make ice cream.

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LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
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November 5, 2012 11:46am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC

the first five days after
the weekend are always the hardest.

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC

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I am the pringles man.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.

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fizzyglowingrock13
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November 3, 2012 7:28pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Dear people from school,
Stay away from Witty. This is my Hannah Montana life.
Sincerely,
Me

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*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC

I hope I can finnish this quote before the power go-

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Fri[end]
Boyfri[end]
Girlfri[end]
Pi[forever]zza
tumblr

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FannyFanz
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Irony:
Drawing trees on paper.
nmf

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BandChickk86
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Which pill would you choose?
Yellow Pill: Gives you the ability to read anybody's
thoughts inside a 100m radius, can only use 5 times
a day for a maximum of 30 minutes.
thoughts inside a 100m radio
Green Pill: Gives you the ability to fly, can only use
3 times a day for a maximum of an hour.
Blue Pill: Gives you the ability to master any sport
of your choice, but toxins in the pill only let you
live for 10 more years after consumption.
Orange Pill: Gives you the ability to get high
without weed, can only use 4 times a day and
lasts for 45 minutes.
Red Pill: Gives you the ability to acces the internet
with your mind, can only use 6 times a day for a
maximum of an hour.
Pink Pill: Gives you the ability to shape-shift into
anything, can only use 2 times a day for a maximum
of 2 hours.
Gray Pill: Gives you the ability to make someone love
you with a single touch, can only use 10 times in your
lifetime. Can turn on/off.
Black Pill: Gives you the ability to see into the future
by a maximum of 5 years, can use anytime, but using
your power publically causes a lot of hassle to your
daily life.

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RandomScribbles
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October 29, 2012 6:59pm UTC

R.I.P. Samantha Parker </3
My sister (the girl who owned this account) passed away an hour ago. As you may know, the hurricane hit our city and tore our house apart. Samantha was covered with rubble, but finally the paramedics found her. They took her to the hospital, but by then she was already gone.
Please say a prayer that my little sister may rest in piece </3

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zubair
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October 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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I WAS CALLED LAZY TODAY....
i almost responded .

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Dear You,
We’ll be together someday.
When we are, I’m going to meet your parents
and make them love me.
You’re going to meet my parents,
and they’re going to love you.
Once we get comfortable,
I want every friday night to be a movie night.
We can go to a movie theater
and see a brand new movie every friday night,
or just stay home and snuggle up,
while we watch an online movie.
Then, I want every other saturday night to be
our night out.
We’ll go out to different view points and
different dinner locations.
One night, we’ll try mexican, the next chinese,
and so on.
But, you know?
Those are planned days, everyday,
I want to drive over to your house,
and just mess with you while
you’re doing your homework.
I want to play with your hair..
I want to take after school naps together,
and wake up to no problems.
Just you and me side by side, peacefully.
There are more things I wish to do….
but I guess we’ll have to see what our future holds
right?
This is to you...
Love, Me

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pokoro
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October 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC

People not on east coast: Holy crap HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY ANDMAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
PEOPLE ON EAST COAST: lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bîtch out there

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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October 30, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Things You Never Say #4
" Hey, thats a nice pair of Crocs. "

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