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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Your perfect little girl got a B on a test today.
Your perfect little girl got a detention today.
Your perfect little girl used her razor today.
Your perfect little girl yelled at you today.
Your perfect little girl skipped school today.
Your perfect little girl cried in school today.
Your perfect little cried cried herself to sleep.
Your perfect little girl is breaking all your rules.
Your perfect little girl doesn't like you anymore.
Your perfect little girl hates her life a lot.
Your perfect little girl tried killing herself today.
Your perfect little girl fell into a depression.
Your perfect little girl isn't so perfect anymore.

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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August 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Friends: "Get out I need to get dressed!"
Good friends: "Turn around I'm getting changed!"
Best friends: "Dude, I love your bra!"
Twitter

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willyoubemyleprechaun
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August 11, 2012 8:12pm UTC

all i've said is true
i can feel the love, can you feel it to?

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willyoubemyleprechaun
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August 7, 2012 5:38pm UTC

mum: we're going out
me: can i bring a friend?
mum:
me:
mum:
me
mum:
me:
mum: put the poster down
-twitter

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Riahdeere
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August 11, 2012 1:57pm UTC

me: *walks into bathroom, sees blue stuff every where*
little brother: what are you looking at?
me: why is there blue stuff every where ...?
little brother: *slowly backs away* a smurf threw up all over the bathroom!*runs away*

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Dance171
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August 10, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Girl: Yea! Guess what my parents wont be home tomorrow!!
Boy: Oh so I could come over and we could go in your room!!!!
Girl: Oh yea but what do you want to do?
Boy: watch MADAGASCAR!!!
Gotta love him!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bravosierra*
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August 9, 2012 10:01pm UTC

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Riahdeere
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August 8, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Im gunna show him what little girls are made of,
Gun powder && Lead .

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sing4themoment
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August 8, 2012 1:13pm UTC

One Direction, Golden Moments:
Zayn: We were in malabami
Liam: Portugal? they speak spanish, right?
Niall: Today was a busy week for us
Zayn: Conneticut! My town!
Harry: I was wearing new jeans today and have just realised I went the whole day with the sticker on my leg
Niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing.
Zayn: Avacodoes are my new favourite vegetables
Louis: Do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
Liam: Where is venezuela on the map?
Harry: *tweets his own instagram*
Harry: biafra falls
nmq

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summer_girlxo
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July 23, 2012 10:55pm UTC

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vanessacp3
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August 6, 2012 9:59pm UTC

And who else thinks there
should be a category on Witty called awkward...

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 6, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Strangers → Friends → Close Friends → Crush → Relationship →
Heartbroken → Barely Friends → Strangers.

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GirlPhrases
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August 6, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Dear Mam and Dad..
When i lie to you,it's really for you're own good.
Sincerely,every teenager in the Universe.

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
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August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC

LEGOS:
10% playing with them
20% losing the peices you need
70% screaming each time you step on one

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brianamae
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August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Me&my little brother fighting over remote:
Me: if you dont give it to me, i will lick you
Brother: you gotta be careful some guys might actually say yes to that
Me: 0_o

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JustThatAwkwardTeenager
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August 7, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Hello Operator, does Heaven have a phone number? Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away, Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book. Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these big big words, I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry, Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you operator, I'll give them a call
I cried.
nmq/nmf.

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kissandtell29
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August 7, 2012 1:28pm UTC

-My mom and me watching the Olympics-
Me: omg mom do you see her butt!!!
Me: why isn't my butt like that.
Me: MOMMM DO YOU SEE HIS FACE
Me: omg his body too.
Me: yummm... ooooh baby
Me: Mommmmy why did I ever quit gymnastics?!
Me: I could of been famous
Me: OMG MOM Ryan Lochte is soooooo hoottttt!
Mom: SHUT UP B#TCH HE'S MINE!!

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