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Dance171

1. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:32pm UTC
   There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the olympics.
   Bro. Calm. The. F*uck. Down.
   
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2. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Shut up!
   You know my name,
   NOT MY STORY!
   
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3. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:27pm UTC
   Liking your own facebook status is like giving yourself a hi-five in public
   
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4. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   Me: I'm actually so hapy right now!
   Life:
   Me:
   Life: LOL hold on just one minute!
   
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5. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:22pm UTC
   Dear Algebra,
   Stop asking us to find your X She's not coming back! And we don't know Y either!
   
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6. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:19pm UTC
   I'm a girl....
   Dont touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend!
   
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7. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   I may fight with my siblings. But once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing
   ME!
   
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8. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   If Monday had a face,
   I would punch it.
   
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9. Dance171
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   October 11, 2012 11:12pm UTC
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10. Dance171
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    October 11, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Dear sleep,
    I know we had our problems when i was a kid, but I love you now!
    
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11. Dance171
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    October 11, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    No teacher, I dont know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised!
    
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12. Dance171
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    August 22, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Never make your girlfriend feel like she is in a competition with ANY other girl!
    
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13. Dance171
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    August 21, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Dear Father
    If you tell me to "Jump" I will not reply with "How high"
    sincerely wtf
    
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14. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    Girl: Yea! Guess what my parents wont be home tomorrow!!
    Boy: Oh so I could come over and we could go in your room!!!!
    Girl: Oh yea but what do you want to do?
    Boy: watch MADAGASCAR!!!
    Gotta love him!
    
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15. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    If a stranger offers you a piece of candy!
    Take 2!!!
    
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16. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Out of my mind!
    Back in 5 minutes!!!
    
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17. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Don't make me come down there i'll get the whooping on both of yall
    
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18. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    I need to start obsessing over someone worth my time!
    
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19. Dance171
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    August 10, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Just waiting for that one person to text you all night!!!
    
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20. Dance171
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    August 6, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Forever is a long time and time has a way of changing things.
    -Fox and the Hound
    Every Story has an end, but in life every ending is just a new begining!
    -Uptown Girls
    Smiling is my favorite. You make me smile. That makes you my favorite
    -Elf
    You're a sad , strange little man, and you have my pity.
    -Toy Story
    If someone took everything you lived for...
    How far would you go to get it back
    -Flightplan
    
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