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bye*
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April 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

when i was in elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle gym

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Hale_Storm18
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April 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So today I was in the ER and they decided to give me some pain medicine
through an IV. The medicine made me completely loopy and long story short I kept seeing dragons in my ultrasound, passed out about three times, and sat around singing the Activia jingle.

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br0kenwings
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April 28, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
• He said r@pe happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism, he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
• He looks ‘feminine’
• You think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

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unicorn1122
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:55pm UTC

I used to think that if I ate Peter Pan peanut butter,
it'd make me fly.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Me: OMG A NOTIFICATION
Me: That's right b.tches, I'm the queen!
Me: *dances like Josh Nichols*
Me: *clicks on the notification*
Me: It's me favoriting my own quote...
Me: *stops dancing*
Me: Every time!

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PrettyUnicorn101
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Me: Did you grade my paper?
Teacher: I have other students papers to grade.
Me: I have other teachers homework to do.

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kristabff
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April 26, 2013 4:36pm UTC

This actually happened in science class today.
Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~
Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you??
Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!
Oh my god.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:46pm UTC

so, everyone at my school has off on monday because
the prom is on sunday. i officially think that my school
is either the craziest one ever, or the most epic..

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ominodlovesskittles
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:48pm UTC

THE ONLY HIGHLIGHT of my day yesterday was when a random guy yelled out the window " YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL " to me and my friends while we were walking . I think guys should do that more often

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Steve*
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April 26, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Granma : why is the cotton candy singing..? .-.
Me : Granma, thats Nicki Minaj..

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:50pm UTC

we talked for the
first time in months
today..
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Babbie
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April 26, 2013 8:09pm UTC

"I'm ok."
-Glance to my best friend and mouthes-
I'll tell you later.

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SilentSilver
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 5:29pm UTC

7 seas, 6 billion people, and my heart still tells me its you

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rachlgirl
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April 24, 2013 5:36pm UTC

So in bio today, our teacher let us get out of dress code, because it is hot and last period. This kid, Mark, took off his tie and tied it around his forehead, with the knot sticking up in the middle of his forehead. Our teacher then says
"Okay guys, I know it is excting, but you will get out of dress code after prayer. C'mon guys calm do- Mark?! What..."
So Mark says "I'm a unicorn!"

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MrsPSanders
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 9:58am UTC

My brother: Losersaywhat
Me: What?
Him: Loser! *Starts laughing and dancing*
Me: *Rolls my eyes at his immaturity*
He's 24...

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Why is it always the gay boys
That are the hottest?

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hay_hay12
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:50pm UTC

So,
i was in an ice cream parlor
and i was sitting down with
my parents, and there was
this big group of teenagers,
and these two kids walked
in with their mom, not really
looking like they fit it, and
one of the teenagers goes
"Hey!" and they all of the
other people start laughing.
The kid barely waves,
and his mom goes,
"Why didn't you say hi back?"
He simply says,
"I really don't have time for
their useless, no good, intimidating
comments that will stick in my head
forever. They aren't worth my kindness if they aren't kind to me."

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rebecca*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:17pm UTC

literally everyone when they find out my mum is from britain: omg can i come over to your house and hear her accent i wanna hear her accent does your dad have a british accent why don't you i'd like you better with one omg i love british accents you're so lucky your mom has one i want a british accent accentaccentaccentaccentaccentaccentaccentaccentaccentaccent

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Crush: *smiles*
Me: Oh gosh, you're so cute.
Crush: *drinks water*
Me: Stop being so perfect.
Crush: *eats*
Me: You deserve an award, you're so sexy.
Crush: *murders citizen*
Me: Oh my gosh, you're so adorable.

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