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carson5482
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July 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake!!!
Remember this? ;)

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wishicouldfindyou
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July 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Shark. Bait.
HOO HA HA

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lozza821
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July 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Dear parents,
knocking while you open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the perpose of knocking.

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ridingonagreenrocketship
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July 29, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Fun Fact # 1
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world,
there's a duck watching you.

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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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July 29, 2012 1:55am UTC

If you talk too much they'll make fun of you.
If you don't talk enough they'll make fun of you.
If you laugh too loud they'll make fun of you.
If you never laugh they'll make fun of you.
If you smile all the time they'll make fun of you.
If you never smile they'll make fun of you.
If you're too nice they'll make fun of you.
If you're too nasty they'll hate you--
but at least they won't make fun of you.
nmq

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friedeges
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June 6, 2012 2:14pm UTC

That amazing feeling
when your crush
says you're
beautiful
<3

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BlackButterflies
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July 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I LIKE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS FREE WIFI.

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BlackButterflies
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July 11, 2012 6:04pm UTC

what if witty just disappeared?
like one day, you typed in the www.wittyprofiles.com
and a 'website not found' page popped up
and no one but you
>>had ever heard of a website called witty profiles.

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BlackButterflies
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July 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC

my laptop: wwwhhhhhhrrrrhhhhrrrrrr
me: shhhh baby it's ok. mama's here.

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BlackButterflies
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July 22, 2012 1:43am UTC

hahahahahaha- wait, are you crying?

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BlackButterflies
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July 22, 2012 2:00am UTC

credittoforgeterr
Imagine your teacher as
People keep asking me what I'm doing with my life and apparently "becoming an internet sensation" isn't the right answer.

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BlackButterflies
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July 22, 2012 2:44am UTC

It has been over a year since it ended,
but i still can't believe that Harry Potter is over.

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BlackButterflies
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July 23, 2012 5:03am UTC

have you ever gotten a text that makes you smile like an idiot and you just want to read it over and over again?

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BlackButterflies
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July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC

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c0nnor
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July 27, 2012 11:41pm UTC

The first hug must've been so awkward.
"what are you doing? Why are you holding me like that?!"
"shh just trust me"

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dswims1
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July 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Welcome to The Witty Fights! See what's new in the arguments!
Week 1: Old Witty VS New Witty
Week 2: Directioners VS Non-Directioners
Week 3: Girls VS Guys
Week 4: Nutella Lovers VS Nuetella Haters
Week 5: Gay Supporters VS Non-Gay supporters
Week 5: 10,11,12 Year Olds VS Teenagers
See how stupid our fights are?

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Directionette
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July 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Mom: *sees preview for the woman in black* hey, isn't that the guy who plays harry potter?
Me: yeah why?
Mom: i bet he wishes he had magic now
Me: i love you so much right now
true story

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