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  1. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    Whenever I actually get on my Witty anymore all I do is read through the "top ever" quotes because that's the old Witty. The Witty I miss. The One Direction fights the Nutella quotes, and the awkward potato comments.

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:59am UTC
    If you put,
    "I cut" or "I am gonna kill myself/I tried suic/de on this day two years ago"
    Blah or "I suffer from depression" Then I believe you are craving attention.
    Go get help, don't post it on the internet to people you don't know.

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    This witty bullying is getting out of control.
    It honestly blows my mind that someone is okay with making people feel bad about themselves. And to dedicate an account just for bullying? It's sick. For all the people who are getting witty bullied or bullied in general just remember that those people are totally worthless and don't have half a brain because if they did they wouldn't be saying any of the horrible things they are saying to you. Stay confident in yourself because all the bullying will go away eventually. Witty shouldn't be a place of bullying.

  4. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    One boy
    A thousand feelings.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    do u like dragons?
    CAUSE IN A MINUTE I"LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE.
    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    I can't find people attractive without knowing them first. If someone says, "Do you think so-and-so is hot?" I will usually reply, 'I don't know." but once I've had a few conversations with them and I know that they're really funny and they like dogs more than cats and they're an only child or whatever, I'll be able to answer yes or no. I think that's why I've had feelings for people who everyone else deems 'ugly', because I've talked to them and hugged them and listened to them, so I know that they're not ugly, not at all, not where it matters.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Kiss me I'm drunk, I mean Irish.
    What's the difference?

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I are so different.
    I exist, he doesn't.

  9. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    imagine if you went to a restaurant
    and when they said "can i take your order"
    you just said "no" and walked out

  10. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Deja-poo:
    The feeling that you've heard all this crap before.

  11. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
    Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
    not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    No matter
    how powerful and real your feelings may be for someone,
    if that person cannot fully and honestly return them
    and therefore actively love you back,
    these feelings mean nothing.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I wish you would just
    show up on my doorstep.
    Not with anything special,
    just you.
    And when I’d open the door, you’d smile.
    And while I’m trying to figure out what you’re doing here,
    you’d tell me how hard the past months have been,
    how much you’ve thought about me.
    And then you’d take me into your arms .
    Then you’d grab my face and kiss me,
    and everything would be
    perfect .

  14. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:30am UTC
    I want to get hurt.
    A car accident, anything.
    I want to get injured enough to wind up in a hospital, just to see if anyone would come to make sure I'm okay.
    I'd pretend to be dying so in case anyone acutally did come, they would sit there crying, and tell me everything.
    I want to hear everything they've ever thought of me, how they really feel, if they're sorry for anything.
    I just want to know the truth.
    And I want to know who truly cares about me.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Wanna know something funny?
    If I made a fake account as a guy right now, I could get more followers on that account in one day than I ever had on this account.

  16. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Year 2012 taught me that real
    friends are hard to find.

  17. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #1
    People who exercise live longer,
    but what's the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

  18. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Trust Me...
    When I woke, I had no plans to be this sexy.
    But hey, it happens.
    nmf

  19. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    It's sad to think
    that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
    wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

  20. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Saying "my friend is a lot
    easier than saying "these people
    from witty profiles" so you all
    ARE MY FRIENDS WHETHER YOU
    Like it or not.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISI

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