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Lol_SoTrue

1. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 10:33am UTC
   LolSoTrue #15
   Surprise s/x is the best thing to wake up to!
   Unless you're in prison...
   
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2. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   LolSoTrue #12
   When someone says they have to ask you a question,
   you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
   
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3. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
   LolSoTrue #11
   Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.
   I can't sleep because i have Internet Connection.
   
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4. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC
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   LolSoTrue #10
   I love using big words to sound smart.
   I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
   
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5. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 9:08pm UTC
   LolSoTrue #9
   Friends are like boobs.
   Some are big, some are small.
   Some are real, and some are fake.
   
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6. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   LolSoTrue #8
   Twitter, a place where people say things they want to say in real life, but don't have the courage to.
   
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7. Lol_SoTrue
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   January 5, 2013 10:28am UTC
   LolSoTrue #7
   Theres always that one person that catches you doing some really weird thing.
   
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8. Lol_SoTrue
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   January 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
   LolSoTrue #5
   Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
   
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9. Lol_SoTrue
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   LolSoTrue #4
   Things that shouldn't be broken:
   -Hearts
   -Promises
   -Condoms
   
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10. Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:01am UTC
    LolSoTrue #3
    Maybe you should eat some make-up,
    that way you would be pretty on the inside too!
    
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11. Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #2
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
    
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12. Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #1
    People who exercise live longer,
    but what's the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.
    
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