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ChocoTaco
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April 12, 2013 6:34pm UTC

We all cry sometimes
Because crying is like the weakness leaving your body. If the weakness never leaves, you won't have any room left for strength.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

is it
hot in here or
am i satan
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC

everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me
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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Mom: I hate movies like Magic Mike. They aren't appropriate for your age.
Me: Yeah mom, I agree.
Me in my head: Yup, I've only seen that movie about 487 times.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I always try not to laugh when people yell at me
because they think they're so tough when in reality I couldn't care less about what they have to say.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

when attractive people complitment you
on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I take the L and R
on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Gay marriage is wrong?
Let me tell you something
about gay marriage.
So someone put a quote up saying "Fave if you support gay marriage" and someone commented that it's wrong to be gay and it's a choice. So I told them how it is not a choice like how I didn't choose to be bisexual. This is how she replied:
"lmfao being bisexual is even more ridiculous. u cant like both u gotta pick one or the other and it deffinately is a choice so dnt u dare give me tht this is how i wuz born bullsh*t cuz u deffinately were not born gay"
I would just like to say that there is SO MUCH that is wrong with what they said. SO MUCH.
1) It's true that you probably aren't born gay/bisexual. But it's something that you discover as you grow up and is influenced by society. You've all learned to judge people by who they are rather than what they look like, right? Well that's what I think. And to me, looks include gender.
2) Bisexual is not ridiculous. As I said, I don't judge by looks. But it's not like I chose to like both genders. It's what naturally seems right to me.
Let me compare it to something. Sorry if it makes no sense, it makes very little sense to me, too.
Every likes music, right?
Well group one here likes pop music like Rhianna, Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Katy Perry.
And group two likes rock/punk music like My Chemical Romance, Nirvanna, Green Day, and the Rolling Stones.
Let's just say that it was normal for girls to only like pop music (just an example, not my opinion).
And let's say that it was normal for guys to only like rock/punk music.
But there's the minority of girls that decide to like rock/punk,
and the minority of guys that decide to like pop.
Is that a crime? No.
What if you really like Katy Perry but also really like MCR? Well you can't listen to both, can you?
They're different music genres.
It would be absurd......
No.
It's fine to like Katy Perry and MCR. Just because you like pop doesn't mean you can't like punk.
They may be different from eachother, but you still like them both.
Just like how bisexuals feel.
My little senario may seem irrelevant to you, but that's honestly one of the few things I can get everyone to relate to.
Because I doubt that no one on this website only likes one music genre.
There's R&B
rap
electronic
hip hop
pop
punk
rock
techno
dubstep
classical
latin
jazz
blues
reggae
country
the list can go on.
I hope you see my point.
Being gay is not wrong.
Wanna see more about it?
Person I was talking to: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/hayhayy915
Quote: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6700167

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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伤*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:30pm UTC

They will only care when you are gone

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sammy*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:04pm UTC

how am i meant to control my life i can't evem control my hair.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:23pm UTC

once they stop talking to you
THEY START TALKING ABOUT YOU

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
Me: Nailed it

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

"And essay should be like a womans skirt, long enough to cover the subject,
but short enough to keep interest." - My Social Studies teacher

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:29pm UTC

People: The music you listen to is gay!
Me: Tell me again how music can have a sexual orientation.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:06am UTC

what i mean
when i call a girl perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well lived. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are” so basically when i say she is perfect what i mean is thank god she isn't
- my guy friend
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Candy_Cane_0_o
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 3:28pm UTC

When life gives you lemons
squeeze them in peoples eyes.

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