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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC

A world so hateful,
Some would rather die,
Than be who they are.

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yourcool
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September 2, 2013 12:59am UTC

If anyone has ever met/seen/ran into me in real life please let me know that'd be real cool if we did.
or even if we live in the same town or the town over.
like, that'd be wicked cool though.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:51pm UTC

school is starting again and so are my tears

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC

me when i'm without my boyfriend: FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOD!
me when i'm with my boyfriend: haha i'm joking i don't have a boyfriend.

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ChocoTaco
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September 1, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Me: Wow, it's a beautiful day to relax.
Me: *Walks downstairs*
Mom: Before you do anything today makes sure you sweep the kitchen floor, set the table, empty the dishwasher, clean the windows, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, mow the lawn, take out the garbage, iron the clothes, wash the car, take the dog out for a walk, vacuum the pool, redecorate the living room, rake the leaves, pay the bills, apply the Dewey Decimal system to the family’s collection of books, annnnd alphabetize the spices in the pantry.
Me: *Flies into active volcano*
Mom: Oh and take down the Christmas lights that have been up since 2005 while you're at it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:00pm UTC

when you
click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:39pm UTC

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I
was your age.” Yeah well YOUR parents lived without a
microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving
that up

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Don't have se/x on an
elevator. It is wrong on so many levels.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC

I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
- my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC

I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Boy and girl: *playing 21 questions*
Girl: What's your favorite color?
Boy: Triangle. So, you a virgin?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:19pm UTC

If a guy winks at you with both eyes at the
same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive

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ChocoTaco
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August 31, 2013 9:21pm UTC

*Timeline of my life from birth to now*
Age 0-8: No friends.
Age 8: Webkinz friends.
Age 9: Club Penguin friends.
Age 10: Poptropica friends.
Age 11: Stardoll Friends.
Age 12: *Fail attempt at actual social life*
Age 13: Witty Profiles friends.
Age 14: Witty Profiles friends.
Rest of life: Witty Profiles friends.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 2:30pm UTC

if a boy ever just sits and asks you questions about yourself, do not be fooled. he doesnt like you. he is interrogating you to find out if youre a russian spy. consider yourself warned

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CharliesTheName
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August 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Hi guys, I am Victoria and I am going to tell you my story. I know you will hate me.
I was adopted and in school I got made fun of for it. In Kindergarden I had no friends. People thought I was a freak. In grade one two and three I made friends. They let me eat with them and play with them during break. But they would always laugh at me and make fun of me- it became a game . Who can make her cry hardest. But they were the only people I had.
In grade four I made a new group of friends. They didn't laugh at me. They excluded me , hit me and blamed me for everything . I hated myself. Things settled down with them in grade five and they only made fun of me for my weight. I started to pinch my wrist . I started self harm in grade five .
In grade six I was invited to a sleepover , the girls ran away and told their mum to tell them they weren't home. The next week I was invited to a sleep over again. It was a birthday party. I went and was having fun. We then decided to play truth or dare. The girls started daring eachother to kiss and touch eachother in sexual places. I got uncomfortable and went to sleep. The next week at school they told another girl who was there at the party but fell asleep before truth or dare that I touched her and kissed her. I didn't .
They went to the
principal and the principal called my mum. They figured out it was false but didn't say anything to the girls who made the lie. Later on that year I got made fun of even more. People
called me worthless and ugly . They told me I was a unwanted outcast because I was adopted. In grade seven I moved schools. Things were looking up untill a group of guys started calling me names. I just wanted to be accepted . So I went on chat rooms. I would do anything to be called beautiful. I sexted random guys I didn't know just to feel like I meant something . My parents went through my history on my computer and found out. They sent me to a therapist and my self harm stopped. I was diagnosed with social anxiety and depression. The bullying died down. Then later on it started again. They texted me cruel things and I broke down. I was told to kill myself a lot. So I went back onto the chat rooms. Guys took advantage of me on the chat rooms and in real life. It's my fault though . My parents saw what I was doing and don't trust me anymore. In grade eight I developed bulimia and anorexia. I wouldn't eat anything then make myself vomit. My self harm got very bad. I would burn hips and cut them up. I had a good group of friends but they never noticed. I met a guy and told him everything. He told me I was a freak. That I was ugly . All my life I have been the ugly freak. During my life I have attempted suicide eleven times. I may seem pretty and cool, but I'm not witty. I am a lie. I am a waste. Now here I am , two days before grade nine, with burns on my hips, scars on my wrists and a false smile on my face. My hair may look perfect, my clothing may be nice, but if you look into my eyes you will see it. You will see the pain I struggle with. I still suffer from mental illness. I still have an eating disorder and I still self harm, but this is me. I know I'm a loser, I know I'm ugly, but I think it's time you knew the real
Victoria.

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Radioactive
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September 1, 2013 1:18pm UTC

the awkward momment when you click on the random quote button and it ends up being your quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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