theWalrus posted a quote
February 26, 2014 10:20pm UTC
Job interview: *What are your hobbies* I do a lot of community service I get straight As I'm the supreme ruler of hell I was in the marching band And I play soccer too
theWalrus posted a quote
December 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC
If an old fat man with a white beard wakes you up in the middle of the night and puts you in a sack You should probably be afraid because I hired an assassin
theWalrus posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:01pm UTC
I don't think you have any idea what it's like to be in my shoes. I honestly don't think you've ever experienced anything like this. I mean, they're just so comfortable. My feet never hurt. Have you ever felt anything so soft?