How to tell if a guy likes you:
> He stares at you a lot
> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
> He called you to talk about nothing at all
> He sacrifices his soul to satan for you
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)