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If an old fat man with a white beard
wakes you up in the middle of the night and puts you in a sack
You should probably be afraid because I hired an assassin 
 

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If an old fat man with a white beard wakes you up in the middle

11 faves · Dec 17, 2013 5:07pm

theWalrus

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