*shopping with my brother*
Dude: Hey man
Brother: Hey
Dude: Is this your little sister?
Brother: Yea
Dude: So your name is Katie?
Dude: And your a sophmore?
Dude: and you have another sister, named Michelle?
Me: Yea
Brother: Are you stalking my life?
Dude: No, remember that time I was talking about how I was going to f/ck your sisters?
Me: 0.0