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  1. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    He was always there for me
    Listening to me
    Looking out for me
    Being crazy with me
    Laughing with me
    Crying with me
    Hugging me
    Kissing me
    Living with me
    Yet I still let him go
    And now he's always there for her
    {RV}

  2. ★♡flying high♥☆* ★♡flying high♥☆*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Me: What did the grape say when he got stood on?
    Friend: what?
    Me: Nothing he just let out a little wine.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
    Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
    Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
    Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna *is*?
    Hula Teacher: Fish?
    Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
    Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
    Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.

  5. heythereeveryone heythereeveryone
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    LIKE IF U READ GRIMM FAIRY TALES

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    A kiss is just a kiss until you
    find the one you love,
    A hug is just a hug until
    you find the one you're
    always thinking of.
    A dream is just a dream
    until it comes true.
    Love was just a word until,
    the day I met you.❤

  7. L0nelyImperfect L0nelyImperfect
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Sometimes you have to do
    what's best for you and your
    life,not what's best for
    everyone else..

  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    sometimes i get the urge to talk to you, but then i have to
    remind myself of how much you've hurt me before.

  9. TheeRunawaay TheeRunawaay
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    DARLING ,YOU'LL BE OKAY.

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    its funny how the person who makes you the happiest, is also the person who has the power to take it all away.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Get a glass and smash it on the floor.
    - Okay, done.
    Is it broken?
    - Yes
    Now say sorry to it.
    - Sorry.
    Is it fixed now?
    - Of course not!
    So sorry wasn't good enough?
    - Well no, but-
    What about glue? Can you fix it by gluing it back together?
    - I can try.
    Can you still see the cracks?
    - Yes.
    Will it hold any water? Can it still fulfull its purpose?
    - No, but-
    Why not?
    - Because it's broken.
    Because you have broken it.
    - Oh.
    And it will be forever broken. You couldn't fix it by saying sorry.
    - Oh.
    Will it still be broken if you walk away?
    - Yes.
    So you leaving won't fix it?
    - No.
    Can anything make it the way it was before?
    - No.
    Do you understand now?

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
    Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
    Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
    Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    sometimes i feel offended by american stereotypes
    but then i remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making twinkies

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2293
    When you are in
    class and have to blow
    your nose, but you're afraid
    it's going to be too loud.
    tumblr

  15. JodieMaiixx JodieMaiixx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:48am UTC
    Mom, I love you!
    Age 10: Mom, I love you
    Age 14: My mom is so annoying!
    Age 18: I wanna leave this house!
    Age 25: Mom, you were right..
    Age 30: Mom, Forgive me?
    Age 50: I don't wanna lose my mom!
    Age 70: Mom, I love you so much...

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    My Mom: C'mon! We're gonna be late for your
    orthodontist appointment!
    Me: We're paying this man $6,000 dollars to glue
    metal to my teeth.
    WE CAN BE AS LATE
    AS WE WANT.

  17. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    it's kind of funny.
    i'm not the type to dress up. i'm shy
    & SILLY. & CARELESS. & WEIRD.
    i never really thought i was worth anything
    UNTIL YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE &
    showed me how much i had to lose.

  18. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I found this really old letter in my grandmas house.
    Heres what it said.
    Dear Son, I'm writing this letter slow, cause i know you cant read fast. We dont live where we did when you left, This new place has a washing machine. The first day i put 4 shirts in there, and pulled the chain an hadnt seen em' since.
    It only rained twice this week, 3 days the fist time and four days the second.
    About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has over 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery.
    About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I havent found out whether its a boy or a girl, so i dont know if you are an aunt or an uncle.
    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup, 1 was drivin' The other two was in the back. The diver got out. He rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldnt get the tailgait down. Not much more news this time, nothing much has happened.
    Love, mom.
    P.S. Was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. xoxo.

  19. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Sophie and Alex we're best friends. Sophie was a girl, Alex was a boy. Sophie andAlex didnt care if people thought they were going out. secretly Sophie wished Alex would ask her out, she thought it was going to happen. Alex was the most popular boy in their school when they went to High School. He was the cute "emo" guy who every girl loved. Sophie didn't think much of it. She thought he'd turn to her for a date. Alex was the only guy she cared about. She rejected everyone who asked her out. One day, Alex got asked out by a girl who fitted his personality. He excitdly said "yes" and told sophie what had happened. Sophie was shocked. A completely different girl to her. She stuttered "Okay". Alex was happier than ever, and it depressed Sophie seeing that all this was happening. She had to watch them hold hands, hug...But it all got too much when they kissed. Sophie was shocked, she couldn't sleep and cried all day and night. She scived school. Sophie wanted to see his face, but she couldn't bear to see his girlfriends. What could she do ? She stayed on MSN all dayfor him. He sometimes came on. The last wirds he said before they got off was I love You more than her BYexx. Sophie was tough by the last words he said, She decided to go to school again. When she got there, Alex ran over to her and hugged her. While his girlfriend wasen't there. Alex was still going out with his girlfriend, but Sophie accepted. She knew it would come to an end. Well, she hoped.. and he did too. Alex and Sophie grew stronger together, and Alex and his girlfriend grew apart. As the long summer days went past. Sophie looked through the albums of photographs of them together. She missed those days alot. She stroked the picture of him hugging her, his and her eyes sparkling with love. She knew she had to cope through this situation. She has to win him back beauce otherwise she would be stuck with no one. She had thought about suicide before. But she passed that over. She wrote in her diary everyday what happened, she couldnt talk to anyone about this. She couldn't see why Alex hadn't dumped his girlfriend yet. The next day at school, Alex was having time with his girlfriend. She couldn't cope. She ordered Alex's favorite food from the cafeteria, vegetarian lasangne and chips. Through she didn't feel like eating it. She took her food and locked herself on one of the toilets, crying. She ate scraps of the food. When she had finished, she scrambled through her bag for her pencase. She got out a thick ,black pen and graffited on the walls beside her, She wrote things like," your not going to live" and "please let the ones who want to die, die!" She cried into her hands and smudged all of the graffitti to show her emotion. 3 months later, Sophie was barely holding on. He was still going out with the girl. One day, her head teacher called her into her office. "sophie . We can see what's happening to you. Your so thin and you seem to be lonely. What's happened to Alex?" As soon as she heard the name Alex ,she cried,tears streaming. " He doesn't love me. He said he did, but he doesn't!" she cried. "Don't worry, you will find someone some day." The head teacher said ,rubbing her back. " So what exactly happened?" The head teacher asked soothingly. After an hour of explaining, the head teacher knew what to do. She called her parents to pick her up and take her home to have a rest from Alex. Sophie knew it wasn't going to work. There were so many things that reminded her of Alex. Alex came over one afternoon. He was crying too. " Babe, I don't know what I've done!" He said holding her tight against him. " I should have never done this!" His eyeliner was running. "what shall I do?"he asked, whispering. " i don't care, I don't think I"ll live long enough." Sophie answered ,weakly. Alex looked in her eyes. He could see her weakness.He could see he was going to be a murderer. Unless he changed one thing. he rang his girlfriend immediately. "I'ts over !" he screamed into the phone. "I'm a destroyer! I should have said no to you." "why honey...is it " his girlfriend paused. She knew what he meant. She understood. He quickly ended the call. And looked at Sophie. "Yes." he said , pulling her into him. They kissed passionately, Sophie was so happy. And so was he. "Thank you." he said after the first dose. They made out more and Sophie leaned onto his chest and he fell backwards on her bed. They cuddled, he wrapped his foot around hers,and then they stopped after awhile." I love you." he said smiling.

  20. Leonidas32123 Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    (\_/)
    ( '_') Hi!
    (> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
    U U
    ...(\_/)
    ...('_' )
    o<( <) But then I was like...
    ....U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
    ..U U
    (\_/)
    ( '_')
    (> )>o Then I said sharing is caring...
    U U
    ...(\_/)
    ...('_' )
    o<( <) But then I was like...
    ...U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES TOO MUCH TO SHARE!
    ..U U
    (\_/)
    (^_^)
    (> <) So then I ate it...Sorry.
    omm nom nom nom nom! :p

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