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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC

me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
me: *screams*

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imperfect *
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:02am UTC

Nothing compares
with the stomach ache
you get from
laughing with your
best friends
♥

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yourcool
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June 28, 2013 9:56pm UTC

everyone has a family tree.
but i have a cactus, full of pr.cks.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 10:05pm UTC

what if it doesn't want to be called
"hot sauce" what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 10:10pm UTC

a plus side to being my friend:
if you come over my house in your pajamas i won't judge because i will also be in my pajamas (and i always have chocolate)

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Thank you, pad wrappers for being so loud,
Of course I want the entire world to know when I'm
On my period.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 9:26pm UTC

When I was seven, my dad died in a brutal car accident.
When I was ten, my favorite aunt died in a drug overdose.
When I was twelve, i got into a car accident.
When I was fifteen, my "best friend" told me I deserved to have my father die.
When I was sixteen, I myself, crashed my car into a pole.
When I was eighteen, my "significant other" cheated on me with four other girls.
When I was eighteen, my momther got deathly ill, lost her job, and insurace. She has been in and out of the hospital 60 times, and still counting. She still has to get at least one more surgery.
I went through four year of depression.
I can't help but see the greatness in my life that is about to come.
I have never been happier in my life, than I do right now.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 9:44pm UTC

instead of crying when i was born
i said swag 38 times in a row and the doctors all had their jaws dropped

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Reasons why winter is better summer
--Little to no insects
--Sweaters all the time
--The air is nice and fresh smelling
--Sometimes it snows and you get out of school
--Snow is pretty
--No pollen
--It gets darker faster so there's more time to look at the stars
--Everything is dead, just the way I like it

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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kara008

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June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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takingchaances
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June 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC

is it only me but why the heck is the stupid imvu pornographic ad always in my way when i'm looking at quotes lol kill it with fire.
mq

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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