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takingchaances

1. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 5:35pm UTC
   if you love me then you'll follow me.
   follow
   
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2. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
   is it only me but why the heck is the stupid imvu pornographic ad always in my way when i'm looking at quotes lol kill it with fire.
   mq
   
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3. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   The Best Things Guys Can Do For You:
   1. give me food
   
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4. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 7:16pm UTC
   Me and my friend in the cafeteria with a group surrounding us:
   Friend: Hey can we study today after school?
   Me: Huh? Why?
   Friend: BECAUSE YOU FAILED THE LAST TEST--
   Me: No, no, girl, before that what did the pregnancy test say?
   Everyone else: *staring*
   Her face was priceless I tell you. Never embarrass your friends in public. Never.
   
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5. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   lol
   you're
   cute
   k
   bye.
   <3scroll up to the very top to see witchcraft.
   (nmf)
   
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6. takingchaances
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   why are all horror movies
   about jails, mental hospitals, dungeons, etc...
   i want one about walmart. it would go like this:
   "cleanup on aisle 13, please"
   "but there is no aisle 13"
   *scary movie sound effects*
   lol you can give me all your money now.
   
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