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April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC

ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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Hale_Storm18
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December 31, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I hope you all have a great new year filled with healthy relationships, cute selfies, good grades, self confidence, and everything in between.

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sweg
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January 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC

one day,
you're going to realize
{that you're simply}
beautiful ♥
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November 17, 2012 1:48pm UTC

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC

she didn't get it
friend: hey do you have any crackers
me: no
me: we're crackalackin'
please tell me you do
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

what's the point of blurring out
the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC

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Don't judge a book by it's cover.
my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

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jimmy365
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February 22, 2013 10:20pm UTC

doctor: so, what kind of birth control
are you using?
me: my appearance
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kristabff
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April 6, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Me walking into Target.
Me: Okay now i'm only going to get one thing-
Target Bulls-eye: LOOK INTO MY EYE
Me: YES. YES I DO NEED CURTAINS.

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kristabff
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April 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I've always been confused
how a race car on Mario Kart could flip over because it touches a banana.

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yourcool
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February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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jimmy365
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March 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC

what if
i’d just started licking the
dentists fingers while they
were in my mouth omg
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Hale_Storm18
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May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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Hale_Storm18
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February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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October 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Harry Styles
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