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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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glitter162*
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May 12, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Bi/tch please, I watch CSI
I can make your death look like an accident.

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SkylerThatsMe
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May 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC

(•_•)
<) )╯
/ \
all the single ladies
(•_•)
\( (>
/ \
all the single ladies
(•_•)
<) )╯
/ \
oh oh oh

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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

"how much is an eminem?"
"50 cents."
"WHAT!? Thats ludicris! I want
my Nickleback.Blackeyedpeas
are so much cheaper.I can get
them at my grannys house,
she lives 3 doors down.
c'mon, lets take the
backstreet,boys."

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bunnylover43
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April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC

Witty Profiles
http://www.wittyprofiles.com
Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
No one cares about your imaginary relationship
with a character from a book?
Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
Did you think that was a Ad?

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CrazyChrista
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April 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC

One Direction
www.Onedirection.com
Free Tickets to meet the boys! Favorite if you thought this is real.

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bye*
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March 31, 2013 7:37pm UTC

f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

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Offical_TeenagerPost
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March 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Teenager Post # 10572
Realizing your house is pitch black after being on the computer for hours.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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Steve
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March 24, 2013 7:33pm UTC

If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you.
If you are stupid, be stupid enough they pity you.
— Cambodian Proverb

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cannon
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March 2, 2013 4:58pm UTC

>Be 21.
>Girlfriend is 19
>Been dating for months now.
>This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life.
>He's my new coworker at my company.
>Find out he has no money and no place of residence.
>He moved here for the money and can no longer afford his hotel room.
>I decide to open up to him
>Let him stay in my apartment for weeks.
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play xbox, drink beers, and watch football.
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, I'm eating out at dinner with her.
>Joe stayed late at the office for overtime
>I pop the question to my girlfriend.
>She admits Joe r/ped her and the baby is not mine.
>She isn't ready for a commitment after being violated.
>Go home in f/cking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's sh/t.
>Gonna kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens door, I punch him in the face.
>Eyes swell up like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>Go to my room and grab a handgun from my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and f/cking hightails it out of there.
>I haven't seen or heard from him since.
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him, If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe,
>I'd been married long time ago
>Where did you come from? Where did you go?
>Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Follow for a follow.

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Miss_Kind
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February 17, 2013 7:35pm UTC

how about you
harlem shake off a cliff.

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stephy12354
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February 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Is anyone else addicted to the Harlem Shake videos??

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thatsacex3
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October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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yourcool
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February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC

i believe in equality.
if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

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.joyriding.*
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February 10, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Oh, you don't like Britian?
That's fine.
you want a delicious beef burger?

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC

There are so many scams on the Internet now.
Send me £20 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

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supergreenmissqueen
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January 25, 2013 10:50am UTC

When people say you can't go sleep because someones dreaming of you
well thats why i get to sleep so fast

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meh*
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January 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Dumb Fact #2:
I n t h e a v e r a g e l i f e t i m e , a p e r s o n w i l l w a l k t h e
e q u i v a l e n t o f 5 times a r o u n d t h e e q u a t o r .
(Except for us Wittians. For us maybe 5 times around the house max)

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cathycat15
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January 15, 2013 9:08am UTC

Annoying Kid In My Grade: Hey Clare, what way do 5 gay guys walk?
Me: I dont know, why dont we get 4 more of your friends and we'll find out!

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yourcool
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January 12, 2013 2:51pm UTC

one year ago today, january 12, 2012,
we lost a very loved and a very strong and amazing guy.
and although many of us have never met this guy,
heard of him, or talked to him, we still felt for him when
we heard his story. When we lost him, it wasn't just his family,
friends and girlfriend that lost him. We lost him, too.
We lost an amazing part of Witty last year on this day.
And he will be missed forever, as well as loved forever.
FramingMathew 8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012

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