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  1. Kayland Kayland
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    parents/friend:
    "we need to talk"
    normal kids: oh no, what did i do..
    me: oh dear God...
    THEY HAVE FOUND MY WITTY.

  2. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    If everybody likes
    what you are
    doing
    you're doing it
    wrong.
    Format by I_Dont_know
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Little Sister: You're such a fatty!
    Me: Sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains & whips-. Wait, that isn't the right one.
    Littler Sister:
    Me:
    Little Sister:
    Me:
    Little Sister:
    Me:
    Little Sister: LOL.

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    "Thank you for putting up
    With our
    Immaturity."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  7. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    That Awkward Momentwhen you don't know if a car is going to let you cross. format by neversaynever16

  8. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    x x
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    I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
    format by neversaynever16

  9. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  10. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:05am UTC
    I'll mouth, ''I love you.''
    Chapter 4
    Part one
    Avalaya
    I arrived to school five minutes later, it wasn't difficult finding the building. I could see Carson with a bunch of people, laughing. I wish I was normal. Most girls where wearing skirts. I walked silently into the building, clutching the necklace around my neck. The necklace that the little girl, Maddison gave to me. What I saw that day would always be in my head… I watched as that man murdered the poor little girl. After he killed her, a terrible death filled with pain he threw her into the large hole and I ran back to the camp site. ''Hey, you're that new girl right?'' a guy with brown hair and bright green eyes asked. I nodded my head. ''Do you need help getting to the front office?'' I nodded once again. He walked me to the front office, he just talked to me. I don't think he knew I didn't speak. ''Uh, Ms, this is the new girl,'' he said.
    ''Oh, thankyou Aaron! Your Avalaya, am I correct?'' the lady asked. The guy- Aaron looked at me.
    ''Avalaya, thats a pretty name… mind if i call you Ava?'' he asked. I shook my head. ''Okay, cool.''
    ''It says you're living with Carson Roberts,'' the lady said. ''And that you're mute-'' she covered her mouth like she said something bad.
    ''Oh, that explains a lot… I just thought you where shy.''
    ''Aaron, do you mind showing Avalaya around? She's in all your classes.''
    ''Sure, I don't mind.''
    ''Well then it's settled, Avalaya, here is your schedule… Aaron will show you around and I think the principle may want to speak with you. He's not here currently, though.'' I nodded my head. ''Alright, bye darling!''
    ''So you're living with Roberts?'' Aaron asked, a smirk on his face. I nodded and raised my eyebrow up at him. ''How's it living with 'the schools hottest boy ever','' Aaron mimicked a girls voice when he said the last bit. I grinned and rolled my eyes. ''Mhm, so you're not falling for him.'' I shook my head. ''My girlfriend would love you… she hates Carson. C'mon, let's go so you can meet her.'' I followed Aaron to a girl with brown hair and big, brown eyes. She was laughing at something another girl said.
    ''Hey Aaron,'' she waved. Aaron wrapped his arms around her and kissed her cheek.
    ''Hello gorgeous,'' I could hear Aaron say.

  11. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be
    awesome to have a best friend like
    Jenna Marbles?
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  12. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    That Awkward Momentwhen people stare at you when you walk down the street."B*tch, am i THAT hot?" format by neversaynever16

  13. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    credittoforgeterr
    Imagine your teacher as
    That awkward moment when,
    you clog the toilet at your friend's house.

  14. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Home is where
    I can sit on the toilet for however long i desire.

  15. JenMigdalia14 JenMigdalia14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    so Monsters Inc 2 is coming out and Finding Nemo 2 and theyre making a Toy Story 4.....
    EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND

  16. Kaseyy61797 Kaseyy61797
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...

  17. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Me: *Trying to sneak out*
    Doorhinge: Lol no.
    Me:
    Doorhinge:
    Me:
    Doorhinge:
    Me:
    Doorhinge:
    Me:
    Doorhinge:
    Me: *Opens door as slowly as possible*
    Doorhinge: Allow me to play you the song of my people.

  18. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dad: *yelling at the tv*
    Me: You're yelling at the players like they're actually going to hear you.
    Dad: You're in love with a boy who will never know you exist.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Don't talk to me ever again.
    nmq

  19. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    & I wonder...
    Have I ever made Steve laugh...?
    MQ/format credit to narwhallayouts.weebly.com

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    "We were at Harrys house
    and he was pretending
    to be a whale,
    and his mum came in and
    told him to stop making
    sexual noises"
    -Niall Horan

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