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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC

3 words.
8 letters.
Easy to say,
hard to prove.
I'm a zebra.

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dolph*
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September 29, 2013 2:45pm UTC

security officer: there is no metal allowed past this checkpoint
me: well i guess i can't pass lmao rock on *backflips into mosh pit*

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Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
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September 29, 2013 6:43pm UTC

I could fill a hundred pages with the way my heart beats true but no one seems to write love letters like they used to do so this might be surprising coming right out of the blue, this is my love letter to you.

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YourWorthIt
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September 29, 2013 12:30pm UTC

Brick wall water fall girl you think you have it allYou don't, I do, so BOOM with your attitudePeace punch captain crunchI got something you can't touch.Wait come back you need a tick tackNot one, not two, not three, not four but the whole packBang bang choo choo train wind me up, I'll do my thing.Reeses pieces 7 up, mess with me I'll mess you up.Po-po here they come, now you think your number oneYour not, I am, so eat a piece of ham. I'm the best thing you hearedShut up dude you just got servedso elbow elbow wrist wrist back of dude you just got dissed.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 1:00pm UTC

''Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,
Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors''
~Sheldon Cooper ;]

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ArayaBoo1
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 11:00pm UTC

I remember how it felt to cut, and I know how it feels when I still want to. That moment when I dig through my desk drawers, searching for a razor blade. But then I think about how you would react if you saw the marks, how you would react if I went to borrow your hoodie and you saw the cuts. I wouldn't want you cutting again and I know you feel the same about me. So for you love, I put down the blade for good.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Chris*
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September 29, 2013 3:38pm UTC

"To know what a person has done, and to know who a person is, are two very different things." -Hannah Kent

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC

After I read a good book I have a hard time coping with reality.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:34pm UTC

☆ A few words of encouragement, understanding, or inspiration can go a long way ☆

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JustTheWayUR
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September 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Read This story and high light all the important facts.
Then answer the open ended response.
Tom walks to the store to buy some pickels. Tom loves pickels.
He is buying them for a picnic, he has planned a surprise picnc for him and his girlfriend.
"You can't make a sandwich without pickels," he said to himself.
So he buys the pickels and walks home, he makes some sandwiches for the picnic.
He puts all the food into a basket and gets in his car.
He goes and picks up his girlfriend at her mom's house.
They go to the park.
"Uhh, Tom I'm alergic to pickels"
OPEN ENDED RESPONSE: How do you think Tom feels? Support your answer.
I think tom wants to slap her in da face.
He loves em pickels and she dont.

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-Fifa14AndKatie-*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:49pm UTC

I Still Watch Spongebob Idc How Old I Am ;)

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hannahxoxo2123
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Don't worry when
I fight with you,
Worry when I stop
because it means
there's nothing left
for us to fight for.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:33pm UTC

What if you
were to wake up one day,
and realize that your whole life
had been a dream?
Would you be angry…
or thankful?

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC

"Do you think you miss the things you love or love the things you miss?"

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Amenah
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 10:52am UTC

ADMIT IT.
You should be doing your homework right now.

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Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
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September 28, 2013 4:29pm UTC

He's a complete dork. He's clumsy. He makes plenty of mistakes. He's weird. He doesn't always say the right things.He's goofy.He's nowhere near perfect, but he's different. And that's what I like about him. And I wouldn't change a thing about him. < 3 This is for Streetskater99. You're truely the best.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 6:59am UTC

Sometimes when I walk down the hallway at school
I pretend I'm playing mario kart. Like the other grade nines are the bananas that will trip me. The grade tens are the green shells that I can dodge. The grade elevens are the red shells that hit me no matter what. The grade twelves? They are the freaking lava you can fall into and it makes you completely last. For class. Oops. Of course I'm Yoshi and yeah I rule the school. Kinda. Not really.

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