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  2. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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  5. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    It’s not that I can’t get over you…
    It’s that I don’t want to. ♥

  6. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything ♥
    format by neversaynever16

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:05am UTC
    "In a world filled with hate, we must dare to hope, in a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort.
    in a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream, in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe."
    - Michael Jackson
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    So...
    I just heard that icarly is being canceled as of November.
    and there
    goes the last of my childhood. :(
    CookieDoughFormats jmymym

  9. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I never run with scissors .
    those last two words were unnecessary.
    Hannah143's format!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. JerseyGurrl JerseyGurrl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Don't judge me
    unless you have looked
    through my eyes
    experienced what I have
    and cried as many tears as me.
    Until then back- off
    cause you have no idea.

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:51am UTC
    "You're beautiful,
    Just like this potato."
    -Niall Horan

  13. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    me when i get a hair cut.
    there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
    when i get home: what the f/ck?!
    tumblr

  14. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Me: Oh look, a bruise.
    Me: I bet that will hurt if I poke it.Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:*pokes bruise*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  18. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  19. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    "Whether you come back by page or by the big screen,
    Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
    - J.K. Rowling

  20. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    When your friends make plans right in front of you, and you aren't invited. Yeah.. that hurts.

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