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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"Ok" and "okay"
just sound different in my head.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g

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iminlove1208
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC

You've got that smile
that only heaven can make
I pray to god every day
that you keep that smile.
You are my dream
there's not a thing I won't do
I'll give my life up for you
'cause you are my dream.
- next to you.
See what I did there ^ ;)

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Secret42
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Some wittians say they wanna go to witty school,but I wanna stay home and go on witty.
My quote.Do NOT steal

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jclev
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:10pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree Is never afraid of the branch breaking because her trust is not on the branch But on its own wings"

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IHateHowMuchILoveYou
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Is there a God?
Is He watching?
Is She watching?

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC

am I the only one who likes Brussel sprouts or...

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Melrose*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:49pm UTC

why is self harm and suicide sucha tend on here?
its like you all think you have to be broken to be on witty.
and its like youre competeing to see who is the most damaged.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Fake awkward: Oh my gosh hey! I'm awkward! *cute little giggle* No! Oh my gosh! I'm so cute, I'm awkward! Wow, awkwardness is so cute!
Real awkward: Hopefully they aren't looking at me. Please don't talk to me. Why is everyone staring at me? Am I dressed right? What's wrong with me? Is there something on my face? Wait, is someone walking towards me? *starts shaking* Did I do something wrong? Please don't try to talk to me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:16am UTC

I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not
Matthew and Ashley. Come back when you have legally changed your names.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:14pm UTC

attempted suicide: attention seeker.
successful suicide: beautiful and loved.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:44pm UTC

how to play sims:
1. create yourself and your crush
2. build a nice a.s house
3. /motherlodex5
4. decorate
5. stop playing for months

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Atelophobia:
[A-tel-o-pho-bia]
the fear of imperfection. The fear of not being good enough.

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:29pm UTC

I skipped a meal
But nobody noticed,
Because I'm fat.
I cut my skin
But nobody noticed
Because I blamed the cat.
I purged my dinner
But nobody noticed
Because the weight stays.
I ended my life,
And everybody noticed,
But it was too late.

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rbethanym
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC

"go die" "i hate you c.unt" "you dont deserve to be alive"
"no one likes you b.tch" "please just get off this earth" "you suck"
"youre such a freaaaaaak" "no one deserves to talk to you"
"youre such a waste of space" "just commit suicide already"
"please just die" "do yourself a favor and leave"
all of this was said to me in one night.
the worst part? it was in witty chat.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:39pm UTC

that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi

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Rhyburgie2
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:10pm UTC

All she ever wanted was to make friends,
feel like she belonged,
but she was different,
with no one.
Until one day she found someone,
someone that promised to make them like her,
but that someone lied,
and broke her,
until there was nothing left

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raynaalealinxo
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:00pm UTC

If you can't help me up
When I fall, you'll be left in the dark when I shine!
raynaalealinxo

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:22pm UTC

"Are you happy?" is such a difficult question. I always say yes because I
have friends, I laugh at jokes, I go out a lot and have fun, my life sn't as bad as it could be, and I don't have terrible problems. It could be worse. But then, on some nights at 3 AM when I'm alone and still awake, lying in bed, thinking about life I find myself crying my heart out. Suddenly I'm convinced that nobody likes me or nobody will ever like me. I feel horrible and question everything I had.
And then I don't know if I was ever happy at all.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Justin Bieber lyrics: Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue.
How many fans Justin Bieber has: Over 1 billion.
Green Day lyrics: Dreaming, I was only dreaming of another place and time where my family's from.
How many fans Green Day has: Around 100 million.
Why?

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