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jclev

Status: Hey I'm a Christian thnx to whoever liked my quotes

Member Since: 16 May 2013 01:17am

Last Seen: 4 Jun 2013 12:23pm

Gender: F

user id: 360308

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 I'm a Christian everybody please pray for Boston I love Boston and whosoever died will go to their home in heaven.
  1. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Little Brother: Hey are you cold?
    Me: Yeah a little. Why?
    Little Brother: Then you should sit in the corner
    Me:
    Little Brother: Because it's 90 degrees
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: No I will not high five you. Put your hand down.

  2. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    I'm so proud of the Sidney wrestlers!!! They won with a final score of 42-36 against Bainbridge. I'm especially proud of my greatest guy friend Seth.. he pinned the guy from the other school in the first round with 6.7 seconds left on the clock. :)

  3. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
    Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
    Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
    Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
    REJECTED

  4. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Me: *walks out of my room to get a drink*
    Me: *Sees all of the sodas are gone*
    Me: *Says soda 5 times*
    Fridge: *100 of sodas burst out*
    Me: IT'S ALIVE

  5. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:58am UTC
    There's a shop down the street
    Where they sell plastic rings
    For a quarter a piece, I swear it
    Yeah, I know that it's cheap
    Not like gold in your dreams
    But I hope you'll still wear it

  6. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    I always get sunburned and then I complain that it hurts but then the next time I go outside I still don't use sunscreen

  7. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I got suspended from school today. What kind of assery have you committed today...
    I laughed when my teacher said "Turn to page 69, choose a partner for the oral activity." You're a complete a.sshole you know that.
    Thank you for reminding me.

  8. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    So, Wednesday the 8th graders from my school went on a trip to Washington D.C. and I kind of liked someone, but I didn't want to say anything because I wasn't sure if he liked me back. Well, we had walking buddies, mine was Emma, his was Nathan. We were in the Holocaust Museum and Emma and Nate were doing something on the computer. Michael (the guy I like) called me over to walk with him. I kind of thought that he liked me, but wasn't sure, and didn't want to get sad if he didn't. Well, later that night in our hotel rooms, he texted me and asked who I liked, and I told him "I like you, Michael." and he said "I like you too, Hannah." I freaked out and almost cried I was sooooo happy!!! I wasn't feeling well at all because of terrible dehydration today, and he gave me a nice hug. And then, when he got on the tour bus, I got on after him, and when I passed his seat, he grabbed my hand and we stood there for a while. Then later, when we got back to the school to go home toay, he gave me another hug. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  9. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:54am UTC
    I can feel the ground shatter beneath my feet I can feel the air tremble around me The walls are closing in and locking me out I am lost and no where to be found

  10. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:50am UTC
    This is my temporary home It isn't where I belong

  11. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    ?Just gonna stand there and watch me sleep , » That's all right because I know that you're a creep« Credit: FaveFormats

  12. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    http://www.cherrybam.com/

  13. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Sometimes the most broken and unused hearts attach quickly and dont bother to look at what they have. - me. ♦

  14. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 11:37am UTC
    Dead star shine, light up the sky I'm all out of breath, my walls are closing in Days go by, give me a sign Come back to the end, the shepherd of the damned I can feel you falling away No longer the lost, no longer the same And I can see you starting to break I'll keep you alive if you show me the way Forever and ever the scars will remain I'm falling apart, leave me here forever in the dark Daylight dies, blackout the sky Does anyone care? Is anybody there? Take this life, empty inside I'm already dead, I'll rise to fall again I can feel you falling away No longer the lost, no longer the same And I can see you starting to break I'll keep you alive if you show me the way Forever and ever the scars will remain I'm falling apart, leave me here forever in the dark God, help me, I've come undone Out of the light of the sun God, help me, I've come undone Out of the light of the sun I can feel you falling away No longer the lost, no longer the same And I can see you starting to break I'll keep you alive if you show me the way Forever and ever the scars will remain Give me a sign There's something buried in the words Give me a sign Your tears are adding to the flood Just give me a sign There's something buried in the words Give me a sign Your tears are adding to the flood Just give me a sign There's something buried in the words Give me a sign Your tears are adding to the flood Forever and ever the scars will remain

  15. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 11:34am UTC
    if you're ever feeling bad about yourself just remember, one time in english we were writing horror stories and one girl started hers out as, "It was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween", for her opening sentence.

  16. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW the average milkshake brings 5.4 boys to the yard. Warming it up, lala-lalala, can increase the amount of boys by up to 63%.

  17. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Four leaf clover chapter one ''Things will get better, but they will never be the same'' this quote crosses my mind as im lifting boxes from dads van into the new house. We cant lie when were upset we go on the interenet and look up motivational and inspirational quotes in hope that we may feel better and you just sit there looking at the screen thinking about life; what you've lost and what you've gained over the years.wow. Oh I'm Eleanor if you wondering who's saying all this crap about quotes and your probably expecting me to tell you that something tragic has happened and may not survive, well no not quite i'm moving in with my dad which explains the boxes right? yeah well my mum and dad divorced and i moved in with dad and Jasmine stayed with mum. Oh and heres the catch, just like any other 15 year old girl I have a massive crush on this boy called Deane... I bet you've never read a teenage love story before 'ey. I should introduce myself properly really, Well I'm Eleanor Bishop and I'm your normal boring girl. My height is average, my eyes are green and my hair is a blondey/brown colour. This bit is where I normally tell you about a hobbie I'm really good at but unfortuently I dont have a hobbie that I'm really good at, infact there isnt much im good at oh and school yeah im failing that too how brilliant right! I live in the boring country side in England, no I dont live near the queen and no not all the boys in my school look like one direction or anything. Oh my bestfriend? yeah I have one and let me tell you she's so weird but then again so am I. Her names Florence, I thought I'd better tell you as your gonna hear her name in this story quite a lot.

  18. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    "A bird sitting on a tree Is never afraid of the branch breaking because her trust is not on the branch But on its own wings"

  19. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    not tall enough not pretty enough not smart enough not interesting enough not cool enough not athletic enough not talented enough not nice enough not funny enough not outgoing enough not happy enough JUST NOT ENOUGH.

  20. jclev jclev
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Me watching a scary movie: Maybe its safe to come out from under this blanket *peeks at tv* Me: OH DEAR GOD I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!! *dives back under blanket*

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