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  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 11:14pm UTC

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    we stood steady as the stars in the woods, so happy-hearted
    and the warmth rang true inside these bones
    as the old pine fell we sang, just to bless the morning.

  2. AwkwardlyAnna AwkwardlyAnna
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:50am UTC
    you're more unique and wonderful than the smell of a new book.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    i'm going to nyc tomorrow and there are over 8 million people who live there so there's bound to be at least one person who finds me attractive and i'm determined to find them.

  4. AwkwardlyAnna AwkwardlyAnna
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
    Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound?
    Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.
    What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?
    NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
    SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
    DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
    Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.
    Now, read this next line in your best crotchety old man voice:
    "Hello there sonny, does this town have a post office?"
    Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
    Certainly not yours.
    How do you do that? How!?
    Must be magic.
    Shel Silverstein

  5. AwkwardlyAnna AwkwardlyAnna
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    I read somewhere once, that crying defies scientific explanation.
    Tears are only meant to lubricate the eyes. There is no real reason for tear glands to overproduce at the behest of emotion.
    I think we cry to release the animal parts of us without losing our humanity. Because inside me is a beast that snarls, and growls, and strains towards freedom.
    And as hard as I try, I cannot kill it.
    Insurgent

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Fan: "Hello! I'm Italian and I love you."
    Congratulations, do you want a medal?

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Mr. Sandman, bring
    me a dream.
    make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    cheer up, sweet beautiful girl. you are going to love again & it will be
    magnificent

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I wish I was skinny enough to wear crop tops and skinny enough to wear nice skirts that show off your legs and skinny enough to look pretty in pictures and the clothes that I buy but I’m not and it frustrates me to the point where I want to cut off my fat with worn out safety scissors and sit under my bed and listen to celine dion music until I fall asleep in my own tears

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
    me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
    for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

  13. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Hey.
    Guess what.
    My lips.
    Are touching air.
    And so are yours.
    So through the power of diffusion
    They're touching each other.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
    “a sense of purpose”

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    HOW TO BE SKINNY
    1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
    2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
    Congratulations, you're skinny.

  17. marius thriftshop* marius thriftshop*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    You will get what you want,
    when you stop making excuses on why you don’t have it.
    - Unknown

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Girl: I love being Italian on Christmas!
    Me: You're Italian every day.

  19. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why isthe church parking lot empty and Wal Marts isfull?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    welcome to the 420th hunger games,
    kushniss everdank

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