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Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound?
Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?


NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.


Now, read this next line in your best crotchety old man voice:
"Hello there sonny, does this town have a post office?"
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
Certainly not yours. 


How do you do that? How!?
Must be magic


Shel Silverstein 
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Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move your

18 faves · 1 comments · Dec 25, 2013 6:50pm

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ThisIsBoYo · 9 years ago
This poem is by Bo Burnham from his book 'Egghead'
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