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HOW TO BE SKINNY
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.

 

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HOW TO BE SKINNY 1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.

168 faves · 1 comments · Dec 19, 2013 9:18pm

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♥Je t'aime∞* · 1 decade ago
This changed my entire outlook on life.
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